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top tier character-building device in pokemon games is when a seemingly antagonistic character has a golbat on their team and then later has it evolved into a crobat, which requires significant friendship, thus signalling that the character was always a kind person inside (plumeria), is growing past their issues and learning to be kinder (silver), may hold a spark of kindness that undermines their cold and calculating image (cyrus), etc etc

Meanwhile, Ghetsis—who is an antagonist who pretends to be an advocate for Pokemon rights—faces off against you with an under-leveled Hydreigon, which in the canon lore of the series only happens when someone forces evolution early, and that Hydreigon uses a full-power Frustration in B2W2, suggesting that it absolutely loathes Ghetsis.

For any non-pokemon players:

In pokemon games, there’s a hidden stat called friendship, which maxes out at 255 points; there are two (major) moves that are affected by this:

Return, which gets stronger the higher a pokemon’s friendship stat is, capping at 102 base power with 255 friendship (for context, hyper beam has a base power of 150)

And frustration, which does the opposite, getting stronger the lower a pokemon’s friendship stat is, capping out at 102 base power when the pokemon is at 0 friendship

The EXTRA fucked up thing is, almost NO pokemon has a base friendship of 0. The only pokemon that do are legendary pokemon and buneary. So Ghetsis actively lowered his Hydreigon’s friendship, and the only way to do that in-game is to let your pokemon faint often without using healing items on them

In other words Ghetsis is a major cunt

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what’s up with buneary???

Buneary fucking hates you by default. It’s also another friendship-dependent evolution line.

for others who are clueless in the poking men, this is the tiny bunny that fucking hates you

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Bunneary hates your guts with the force of Gods

imagine you're barbara gordon, your 24-25ish you've been paralyzed from the waist down because men fucking suck. You've established yourself as one of, if not, the most powerful information brokers in the world and here comes this teenage girl. she can't talk, she's fucking deadly, she learns new weapons in minutes and suddenly your in charge of her. You're arguing with batman not even for fun but because you've seen how his teaching ends (re: your boyfriend/ex/best friend/dick) but he has a point, this girl needs a mission, she needs something that you can't give. You don't know this girl but you want to. You're batgirl - or you were. She is batgirl now, your oracle now and your okay with that you are. but sometimes you miss the sky and now your a mentor/sister/mother and your not quite sure what to do.

I mean, if we really wanted comic book movies to be faithful to the source material, rather than spending $100 million on one movie, what you’d do is give $20 million each to five different directors, release all five resulting movies in theatres at the same time, and make sure that each movie’s plot refers to the events of all the other movies’ plots in such a way that whichever of the five movies you watch first will be entirely incomprehensible and every possible viewing order is wrong.

shit ton of people are repeating the thing about hayao miyazaki saying AI art is an "insult to life itself" and just as a reminder he was talking about the zombies that team made that were intended to be scary in how much they shook, but instead reminded him of his disabled friend. the insult to life itself was referring to the team trying to make scary real symptoms that people live with.

it was a quote about ableism. if he has said other things about AI type stuff, that is a different thing. but that specific quote was about ableism.

this is the full quote.

yougov should keep doing polls where they just ask Americans what they think about Topics. I love that one about the middle ages. does America have a positive or negative opinion of Etruscan boar vessel. they should video all the surveys too and put them on youtube. I love finding out what people think about stuff

i have a strongly positive opinion of Etruscan boar vessel.

no “see results” button. you must express a pottery pig opinion.

Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

this is my aesthetic:

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Ferrara Ensemble :

Susanne Norin - Contralto; Carol Schlaiker - Soprano; Kathleen Dineen - Soprano; David Corfier - Countertenor; Henry Geraerts - Tenor; Stephen Grant - Baritone; Debra Gomez - Harfe/harp; Randall Cook - Fiedel/fiddle, Viola da Gamba; Timo Peedu - Laute/lute; Crawford Young - Laute/lute, Viola, Cittern

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