I am a corporate slave

I love personalization. I love stickers on water bottles and on laptops. I love shitty marker drawing on the toes of converse. I love hand embroidered doodles on jeans. I love posters on walls. I love knick knacks on shelves. I love jewelry with goofy charms. I love when people take things and make them theirs.

There

Loss of innocence

we need more Carl Grimes with deer symbolism in this fandom guys

hear me out…

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

so embarrassing to get obsessed with your own oc but it doesn't fuel you creatively or motivate you at all you just sort of sit there. like yeah I've been thinking a lot about blorbo from my mind. no images of them exist in the world and they have maybe 3 personality traits so far. I would rather die than attempt to write about them. I've spent the last 48 hours rotating them in my brain though

man i really don't think so but okay i guess

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

Babe shut up what if staff sees this 😭

You made my favorite naruto image of all time @lacyramen but you were missing a few 😭

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

#2, Brute?

I made the ugliest noise.

It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why.

TODAY

[Image ID: A pencil holder shaped like a bust of Julius Caesar. Multiple pencils protrude from its back, giving the impression that it was stabbed multiple times. / End ID]

as a long time Chikorita stan, I am DELIGHTED to get to choose her in Pokémon Legends Z-A 🌸🌱💕

Abolish Tesla.

Elon uses his overvalued Tesla stock as collateral for all his loans.

If the stock price crashes, banks will ask for their money back.

The Twitter deal alone would break him - twitter has tanked in value, he couldn't sell it to pay off his loans.

Please, oh please. Not just well deserved karma, it would be so fucking funny.

Happy Ides of March to all who celebrate (everybody here).

my submission for gorillaz art contest in discord!

just let me have my happy afterlife reunion for these two okay? okay