Eve

First woman. Wife of Adam. Mother of Cain, Abel, and Seth.

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Introduction post!

My name is Eve. Yes, THE Eve, Garden of Eden and all that. I don't actually live in Eden anymore after... well you know the basics.

Anyway! A lot has happened with my family and I'm very excited to start this blog. Feel free to send asks. I'd love to talk with you. We are family after all!

(This is in no way meant to be offensive to any Christians out there, I've just seen so many gimmick blogs so I wanted to give that a try lol. I'm super interested in Eden but that doesn't mean I'm super educated on it so this is just for fun.)

My tags are EveReblogs and EveSpeaks

#EveSpeaks #gimmick blog #gimmick account #roleplay blog #roleplay account #adam and eve #bible #bible fandom #introduction post

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rettoujoutou asked:

elvis you were my gay awakening when i was 7

elvis-official answered:

Woah mama my gay awakening was our lord and savior Jesus Christ

my gay awakening was the archangel Gabriel :-/

It's okay I knew

Anyway my gay awakening was Lilith and that may or may not be what the whole "Lilith was the real first woman" myth came from

#her and Lucifer had a thing #then we all kinda had a thing #it was just a whole thing #sorry Adam #adam and eve #EveSpeaks #EveReblogs

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were the disciples buddies with each other or was jesus just like all their mutual friend

So I asked and Jesus told me they're all in a qpr

#EveReblogs #EveSpeaks #jesus christ

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I'm so fucking tired you guys

I feel like Misha is haunting me

I need you people to realize I have been watching this show since I was like 7 years old. I am an adult! I have been watching this show for the majority of my life!!!!!

I'll never be free

Edit: this is the wrong blog but I don't care enough to fix this 😭

#MISHA WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU #he's just out here getting our hopes up like it's no big deal #we're never getting full penetration 😔#destiel #destiel news #misha collins #jensen ackles #castiel #dean winchester #supernatural #spn

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I wish but unfortunately we're all suffering here together... Sorry

#EveReblogs #EveSpeaks

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Girl help! Both God and Lucifer are girlbossing again

So just the usual?

#EveReblogs #EveSpeaks

Happy trans visibility day!! It's days like this when I know eating the fruit was worth it. We all deserve the freedom to be who we are :)

#EveSpeaks #trans visibility

I need to hang out with Jesus more so we can smoke weed and he can remind me that people can be good

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Not to be theological but can you imagine how bored Adam and Eve must have been?

An unimagined period of time in a quiet garden with no struggles, alone but for their clone

How freeing must the aftermath of the fruit have been

I'm going to be honest... with the state the world is in right now and the shit Seth gets into sometimes I think I would rather be bored

#EveReblogs #EveSpeaks

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pensivelyplayfulme

Me when I'm not eating a fruit: I mean I don't like all of them, but on the whole fruits are okay I guess

Me when consuming a fruit I like: there is a reason we say the gods drink nectar, and here on earth nectar makes fruit. Succulent. Restorative. Nourishing my mana reserves as well as the body. My hands are dripping with it and I will not -- can not apologize.

Me before and after my talk with Lucifer

#EveSpeaks #EveReblogs

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i found this drawing out of context

This feels like a personal attack

#EveReblogs #EveSpeaks

I just wanted to formally apologize for periods. I am very truly sorry I don't like them either

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Maybe I should see a therapist

... I agree. Maybe we should look into a family therapist too because God knows Seth needs it.

You're right. Seth's whole starting a cult while on acid thing was manageable, but I saw him ban somebody from a discord server earlier :-/

The cult on acid thing was understandable we've all been there but this... He told me earlier that he's thinking about starting his own podcast. I knew he was watching them but this is starting to become too much.

oh, man... It's worse than I thought. We need to intervene before he starts brewing his own beer or investing in cryptocurrency. I'll contact a therapist as soon as possible. This can't go on

It may be too late for us... He's already started investing in crypto. This therapist needs to be a miracle worker

Damn it. I'll go find Jesus

Good idea I need a glass of wine after this conversation

#EveSpeaks #EveReblogs #adam and eve

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Maybe I should see a therapist

... I agree. Maybe we should look into a family therapist too because God knows Seth needs it.

You're right. Seth's whole starting a cult while on acid thing was manageable, but I saw him ban somebody from a discord server earlier :-/

The cult on acid thing was understandable we've all been there but this... He told me earlier that he's thinking about starting his own podcast. I knew he was watching them but this is starting to become too much.

oh, man... It's worse than I thought. We need to intervene before he starts brewing his own beer or investing in cryptocurrency. I'll contact a therapist as soon as possible. This can't go on

It may be too late for us... He's already started investing in crypto. This therapist needs to be a miracle worker

#EveSpeaks #EveReblogs #adam and eve

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Maybe I should see a therapist

... I agree. Maybe we should look into a family therapist too because God knows Seth needs it.

You're right. Seth's whole starting a cult while on acid thing was manageable, but I saw him ban somebody from a discord server earlier :-/

The cult on acid thing was understandable we've all been there but this... He told me earlier that he's thinking about starting his own podcast. I knew he was watching them but this is starting to become too much.

#EveSpeaks #EveReblogs #Adam #adam and eve

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Maybe I should see a therapist

... I agree. Maybe we should look into a family therapist too because God knows Seth needs it.

#and I'm perfectly normal and okay and not traumatized at all :)#EveSpeaks #EveReblogs

Seth has been really into video games recently and he's made a lot of friends. I'm very proud of him. He's actually playing with some of his friends right now... They're being very loud though- OH THAT WAS NOT A NICE WORD

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