Pinned
Reblogged offtheheezayy
Where kitchen knives conspire Razor blades make bloodless love Like Murder
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Reblogged holedyke
i have to get off the computer and do real world things. so this guy is going to hold the fort and defend my blog while im gone
Reblogged drwninglessns
this frank lives in my head rent free
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Reblogged deliciousbreadobservation
i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.
Reblogged skautism
This is cinema actually
THE ALI FORESHADOWING LIKE SHE’S A WIZARD THEY’RE PREPARING TO FACE AND THEYRE WARNING US ABOUT HER LIKE BARDS.
ALI IMMEDIATELY LIVING UP TO THE BALLDS SUNG ABOUT HER.
THE FACT THAT ALL OF THEIR MAGIC COMBINED DIDN’T COUNTER HER SPELL
Are you americans okay???
Everclear is what we have instead of universal healthcare.
Wound cleaner, anaesthetic, surgical instrument sterilizer, and post-surgical cleanup, all in one convenient bottle
Reblogged vamparchy
Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours
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anyways im bitches
Reblogged holedyke
my blog hurts
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Reblogged cigz
Reblogged bladeesvictim
SP∆CE IS THE PL∆CE 🪐👽🛸🌌