big fan of women

"now you're part of the found family" but as horror. discuss

imagine just wanting to be friends, but they start subtly treating you like you were their child, and it's nice at first, but as time goes on it starts feeling patronizing and smothering, like you're not an adult.

imagine being a woman and finding yourself slowly turning into the caretaker of people your age or even older without really realizing until you can't leave because what would they do without you?

imagine hanging around some people you would barely call "friends", much less "family", but since you have nowhere else to go, you stay, lulled by security, and at some point it dawns on you: you're their pet.

Ppl in the comments saying this is how people treat you when you’re autistic: yes this is exactly the vibe I was going for

Not Fujimoto casually dropping the best reaction image of all time

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

Guy who has only seen The Boss Baby, watching his second movie: I don't know if non-baby stories can work in film

Guy who has only seen The Boss Baby, watching his second movie: How can you do horror in movies? It just wouldn't work with the babies?

Guy who has only seen The Boss Baby, but has also heard of Hotel Transylvania: Sure, horror can work in movies. Hotel Transylvania has vampires in it.

Guy who has only seen The Boss Baby, and refuses to watch another movie: Why do you need other movies when you can write Boss Baby fanfiction?

Guy who has only seen The Boss Baby, and has been forced to watch Rear Window: I wrote Rear Window fanfiction where Jimmy Stewart is a baby, and it wasn't very good. I just don't think this movie works.

Guy who has only seen The Boss Baby, and has also watched Storks (2016): The Boss Baby sucks, watch Storks.

[experiencing chest pain] oh hey this is just like the E.G.O. “Thoracalgia” from hit game Limbus Compa[I collapse to the ground in agony]

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

Was made to groove

my man

Bound by future and past. The same, again, again.

i swear I'm working on another piece I'm just sick of working on it right now so have cloth physics aidan

girls. so cool

stupid maidlings got into the supply closet again. ate their way through two boxes of detergent powder and ran off with all the spare brush heads. fuck my lifeeeeeeee frrrrrr

learned how to make those little folded zines and was immediately possessed by the demon of "how fast can i make an eight page comic" (the answer is three days)