Oh to experience love as Icarus did,

Brilliant, bright, and warm.

Eyes blinded by the shining rays,

Like arms reaching out to catch that which was already lost.

I pay no mind to the trickling wax,

And barely notice I've fallen,

Until my heart sinks beneath the waves

Of a churning sea.

"UM OP DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT THIS INNOCUOUS VIDEO/IMAGE/POST IS ACTUALLY FETISH CONTENT"

everyone is correct in that i missed a crucial option 3. i'm into that actually

4. Please consider some internal exploration of why you "recognized" this as fetish content.

Devils sacrament?!

5. All content on the internet is fetish content if you believe in yourself.

BEHOLD!

Fetish content!

distraught that i understand this

baja blast sheep have you any wool

Yes sir, yes sir, gamer fuel

playing erdtree with my pal we get invaded by someone named "Drip Inspector" and im like "waitwaitwait. ok lets just pose leaning back to back and wait for them to show up maybe our outfits will be so good they wont kill us"

so we wait until they show up and then they get reaaaal close to us . and then pull out their telescope and start circling around us and zooming in for a good 30 seconds. then they clap, use the "wonderful" and "youre beautiful" prattling pates, and jump off a cliff. invader vanquished

I know most people don't care about anything unless it has to do with the U.S. but can we please start talking about the Canadian election.

Please don't vote for Poilievre. He's basically the Canadian Trump and plans to put in place laws that harm trans youth, and lots of other shit.

Please vote istg this is the only way anything will get better. Poilievre has been kissing millionaires and billionaires asses. He'll make life even harder, and he loves Trump.

Reblogs are appreciated, especially if you aren't Canadian.

not now kitten. daddy’s writing a post for the three people who always give him notes on tumblr

“Rayban charity glasses event” is a scam don’t click any link in a post that says that.

Old tumblr users remember this scam back when it first went out.

Also no, this isn’t a joke. This phishing scam is 100% running its course again so watch out for your mutuals long abandoned accounts suddenly posting it. Please make everyone aware of it since most users here are newbies who have not seen it before!

EVERYONE WAKE UP

the thing is, sitting with your legs curled up underneath you is so so comfy. until it's not. and your feet and legs are numb and cramping. and this happens every time

comic i made based on a vc conversation about "a stoner comedy where they hit buddha with their car"

(tags from @polygonate and @angremlin)

PART 3

shoutout to the Twilight movies for giving us my favorite gif of all time

The sun and son of Arabia

Watched "Lawrence of Arabia" for the first time and i had to make something. I had a vision but dont know if i executed it correctly

Don't leave this in the tags! It's so important!

Fortunately the six different poisons cancelled each other out

thanks to the hard work of his loving wives, the emperor is (unknowingly) building up a tolerance to every poison known to god or man. this is why you marry girlbosses people

people think that sci fi is about actors throwing themselves around spaceships but it's also about being bald and goth

Thought a lot about this post and realized there were some critical omissions.

I cannot emphasize enough how exactly accurate this is to working in production

The average Tumblr user reaching for the most obvious joke to make on a post that the op has most likely seen already

The strong as fuck ice mummy reaching for your neck tomorrow

FUUUUUUCKKK girl not again