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kiing-corobo
I hate that this is going to be one of the most memorable things of 2018 fuck u internet
BOWSETTE LADIES AND GENTS
IMPECCABLE VIDEO
Did you know there’s a song?
Did you know it’s a BANGER?
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Oh look, it's my mental health!
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It’s funny to me that I’ve met people named Grace, Faith, Patience and Chastity. It is so funny that Puritan names have survived so long and are still so popular if you take a step back and think about it. She’s getting Starbucks today and accusing a townsperson of witchcraft tomorrow.
AND DESTINY, I’ve met so many Destinys.
Nobody even chooses the COOL Puritan names like Punishment, Humiliation, Refuge, Relief, Obedience. And it’s always girls getting Puritan names nowadays. When am I going to see a baby boy named Submit To His Will.
Thats the name of an ex-fundamentalist kinky gay if ever I heard one
kinky evil former Puritan vampire
i found out i had a quaker cousin from the 1600s named Wrestling. as in, from the torah, Jacob’s wrestling with an angel. She also had a brother named Repentance and one of her sisters was named Fear.
Absolutely losing my mind over Love, Patience, Fear, Wrestling and fucking Jonathan
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Anonymous asked:
as someone who also doesn’t like salads (I think? Hopefully maybe not?) would you mind saying what sort of salads won you over?
you know, the kinds with dressing and flavors and something other than miserable dry lettuce going on
Generally it's not the type of salad, it's just having fresh greens. Actually fresh greens taste good. Old stale greens taste like nothing.
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Some useful chaperone info! I genuinely had no idea it's basically a sideways hood haha. Now its' structure finally makes sense.
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it is so funny to me how i started learning english on my own age 10 because the manga i was reading was turning so so so bad i went to fan content to cope with how shit it was. and 15 years later this pays off as my boss tells me i'm an essential asset in the team as the only fluent english-speaker.
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spring is coming. Spring IS COMING. You will stand on soft grass again, and feel the sun kiss your cheeks and shoulders. you will eat of the same berries as the animals returned from their hibernation. you will hear the air alive with your collective breathing.
IT'S HERE. IT'S SPRING.
WE HAVE ONCE AGAIN DEFEATED AUSTRALIA. THE SUN IS OURS AGAIN, CUNTS.
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if we’ve been mutuals for long enough i don’t even care what you post anymore. if one of my mutuals of two years suddenly gets really into competitive caber toss i just accept zenlike that half my dash is going to be gifsets of burly men hefting logs forever now. i adapt to all online conditions like an animal with high toxicity tolerance
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sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friend’s divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, “i do that now except the good people part” and i said, “sex is real?” and my mom didn’t love either of those answers
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Do you think pegasus can taste capsaicin?
Horses can taste capsaicin...but bird cannot. What an amazing ask XD
I think that yes, pegasi can taste capsaicin, since their mouths are structured like horse mouths aside from the beak. Inside, they have gums and a horse tongue and molars. Capsaicin would also function on the skin like it does for horses, creating a feeling of heat or irritation.
~ Larn
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Thought Tumblr might like this...
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Given that patent attorneys, especially back then used to have hard science degree, it makes the one about how they know the weight limit on a bridge funnier.
For the uninitiated:
My preferred version:
Dad 100% studied physics or engineering, he's just also a troll, which is why he's a patent lawyer.
If you're gonna be a patent lawyer, you gotta understand the science of what you're patenting. Pretty much all patent lawyers have a hard science undergrad major in whatever sort of thing they patent.
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so funny to get passionate about your job when you work a really boring job. i saw an unusual kind of lease payment for the first time today and i got so excited i grabbed all my coworkers to tell them. i’ve wanted to see a lease payment like that for months
I got a dental crown recently, and my dentist was like "oh, that's a really cute molar crown."