whatever.

What Do You Meme: PHAN EDITION

Dan and Phil vs the world

im in love with you

out of context brazil

source

The noble capybara says Fuck the Police.

their blossom has blosmpt 🌸

x

Dan: hey bro we should do another tour around the world bro

Phil: okay bro *spins around dan*

Dan: why did you just go around me bro

Phil: because you are my world bro

Dan: bro

honestly it's crazy that dan and phil are BOTH gay like what are the odds

An explainer for why I don't fuck with algorithmic social media

If you give a pigeon a little button to peck that releases pigeon food, it will push the button when it's hungry.

If you give a pigeon a button to peck that releases food every 5 pecks, it will peck it more often.

If you give a pigeon a button to peck that releases food at a randomly selected, always shifting number of pecks, the pigeon will peck that fucking button all day long.

Algorithm based social media is not set up to give you the best most fun stuff all the time, it is set up to give you a bunch of stress and nothingness with a randomized reward of something that actually makes you happy, because they want you pecking that button all damn day. It is a slot machine of content, meant to keep you putting in quarters made of your time and attention till you've nothing yet.

At least if I'm having a shit day on my own Tumblr feed it's because I've made a bad choice about who to follow and I can fix it.

Dan liking this comment on tiktok is insane

WARFARE CAST for Fandango

not my dumbass thinking it meant this

Like, what's wrong with them? Are they squeeky? Is the toe thing rubbing your toes funny?

Dan liking this comment on tiktok is insane