can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

Charlie Brown: I just hope Lucy isn't mean to me today.

Snoopy and Woodstock B Plot:

Thank GOD

“i almost got him to admit it the other night” always throws me through a loop. what do you mean by that? how did you accomplish that? what is going on in that apartment when we aren’t there to see it?

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force

If tumblr dies DM me for my full home address and we can have a barbecue

Happy birthday, Rob McElhenney

HUNTER SCHAFER, RACHEL SENNOTT, & MEGAN THEE STALLION front row at the Jean Paul Gaultier show in Paris — January 29, 2025

iasip ep where dennis comes out a trans but instead of going as denise or whatever she straight up just takes dees name

happy biblically accurate friday again garfie baby to those who celebrate

saw this today

when i was a teenager it felt very revolutionary to be cruel to myself. like some kind of slow passive protest against how much everything hurt. i starved myself of sleep and food and tenderness because it felt right. it felt sharp and angry and radical and i wanted to be those things. adulthood is the realisation that the world is already working to cut into you well before you learn how to do it yourself. caring for yourself and others is the real protest

LISTEN.

This panic happens like every few months.

took me a minute to fully register that i am the age of the main four in the very early seasons but my immediate reaction outside of schadenfreude was a version of this meme so here

Legends of cinema, Cary Grant and Skippy, practicing a duet for an upcoming Columbia picture in 1937.