Your mom admits to you that you have some… supernatural blood running through your veins. But she doesn’t remember what kind, cause she was kinda a hoe. 

The Mama Mia! reboot I’d love to see…

eldest child: bitch

middle child: dumbass

youngest child: thot

only child: all 3

find out your 2007 emo forum username

your birth date 1-10: XxX 11-20: xXx 21-23: ^_^ 24-28: *** 29-31: !!!

your birth month jan: em0- feb: w3ntz- mar: hawt- apr: revenge- may: damaged- jun: kitteh- jul: rawr- aug: 1337- sept: scene- oct: l0nely- nov: br0ken- dec: shad0w-

first letter of first name a-d: kitteh e-g: w0lf h-k: mcrmy l-n: urie o-p: way q-s: out-boy t-v: rawr w-x: leto y: chemical-r0mance z: luvver

then apply ur birth date again

The ADHD thing I haaaate the most is when i’m going to do something but remember something else so I go to do it but then another Priority Task takes over my mind and I go to do that but this all just results in me swiveling on my heel repeatedly and not even moving from the spot I was in

It drives me BONKERS

Ingeborg Bachmann, tr. by Michael Hamburger, from “Fog Land,” written c. October 1956 (x)

having adhd is so weird like i really wanna watch this show i really fucking do, but no matter how interesting 10 mins in im pausing to get up and do something else

The problem with the idea of 8 hours of work, 8 hours of sleep and 8 hours of recreation as a structure for a day is that it simply can’t work that way. If I’m expected to be at work at 9, then my work day must begin at 7. Allowing myself a rushed experience to wake up and get to work. And I live close to work. So either my recreation or my sleep needs to take a hit, but for some people it could be more. 8 hours a day, 5 days a week as a basis for full time work is honestly unreasonable at that point. Because it isn’t actually 40 hours a week, it’s 50 hours a week lost to a job, of which 10 is unpaid.

some of my coworkers have 2h of transit to get to work, which takes 4-5h off their free time. working full time is a bad idea and shouldve never been a thing

This is, it’s worth noting, by design.  

It’s perfectly well known that people can only really “work” (in that they can only consistently and effectively perform tasks and create products) 3-6 hours a day, for 1 hour to 2 hours at a time. Generally speaking, the broad consensus among actual researchers is to aim for about 4 hours a day.

The rest of these work hours, and the associated sunken time necessary to get to and from these work hours, serves one purpose:

It exhausts people.

People who don’t have leisure time are stressed. People who are stressed need conveniences. People who need conveniences will pay for them.

People who are stressed also don’t have the energy to fight for their rights, having expended all that energy in just staying alive.

And let’s not forget that maintaining a clean home and providing food for yourself takes over 20 hours a week (appx 20 hours in-house, and varying hours spent running outside errands) if you are completely abled.

123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

get to know me: favorite fictional characters → kenneth parcell (30 rock)

Coin purse prototype! blegghhhh coins bleeehghh