your local useless lesbian (tm)

he tripped and tore his clothes lol

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

wwx manifesting

sorry for being so obsessed with that little man who lives in my head. as if i have any choice

a real pioneer of her time

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

I’ve been reading Tgcf and I just really need them to be friends alright?

Whatever character type Xxc and Xl are I love it so much

It makes me laugh really hard when people try to argue that lwj and hua cheng are intended to be strictly extremely masculine just because mxtx asserts that they're tops. because like. what do you think she was doing when she wrote binghe then.

one of the first things Hua Cheng did upon meeting Xie Lian again was clean his house yall. bro is not beating the malewife allegations

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

What if someone barges in, points at said character and scream, “Mary Sue!”

Tell them to come back with a warrant

This post came across my dash again and now I am having an absolute blast with self insert hotter me that gets the girls and guys everywhere.

This is the Way

#everyday i remember i can write whateveer i want#and then get too embarrassed to do it😕#one day.. 

need a permission slip? have a permission slip

Mdzs au where the siege on the burial mounds wasn't lead by the sect leaders but rather they just released a bunch of puppies and Wei Ying was so scared he gave himself up

He never stood a chance

THERE IS NO DELTARUNE

THERE IS NO SILKSONG

AND THERE IS NO QUEEN OF ENGLAND

Betcha feel stupid now don’t you?

the queen of england coming to the Nintendo switch 2

do you ever think about your interests for like half a second and suddenly feel like you’ve been shot in the chest

"it hurts!"