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Aaaahhhhh no

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always reblog the bog hogs

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barfok

source: trip advisor???????????? 

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mistressdratha

they are the trip advisors and they will lead you safely through the bog :)

me looking at photos other people took of me: Who is this incredibly awful person? This bridge goblin? Who let this happen

ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ོ its freakin bats ོ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ོ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ

me and my gay friends sitting around talking about grindr hook ups

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bussykween

They’re literally wearing the same blouse

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ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva

You guys are insane but in the most boring way

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purjurplebean

Thanks I’m ugly too

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possession

I’m sorry to hear that! Unfortunately I can’t relate… My tits are fat and my ass is fatter!

Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go sell your information to advertisers without your consent! *sound of Mark’s chunky red bottoms clacking against the hard tile floor, they grow fainter and fainter as he jiggles away*

sci-fi plot: yeah and in this futuristic city he meets a woman–

producer: is she a stripper? is she a callgirl? does she get her tits out? is she a cop working undercover as a stripper? is she a sexy assassin who has sex with her victims and then kills them sexily? is she a robot stripper? is she a mystical being of pure energy who has no need for clothes and a great rack? is she a holographic beer advertisement?

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thatkindoffeminist

@grudgepacker don’t leave this gem in the notes!

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