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inspired by clayshaper on instagram

Max Verstappen reminded everyone why he has always been the inevitable because that was a fucking insane lap on its own but to get it with a car that is just about the fourth fastest on the grid?! GENERATIONAL FOR A REASON BABE

you're watching the F1 movie. Max Verstappen hits Sonny so hard that he crashes and the car catches on fire. as Brad Bitch heroically climbs out of the burning car, a soundbite of Max saying "simply lovely" plays over Hans Zimmer's beautiful soundtrack. the leitmotif of "Doo Doo Doo Doo Max Verstappen" is heard faintly in the background, played menacingly on a trombone amidst the sound of crackling flames and a stirring orchestral crescendo.

Friends described living under the Trump Administration as being slowly beaten to death by a rubber chicken.

It still hurts. It's still painful. But you keep hearing a synthetic BAWWW every time it hits you as a constant reminder of how it's the stupidest possible way to die.

No fanclub will ever be as funny and iconic as the George stans because what is this bro 😭

Unofficial Autism Post

Insane how we’re animals

This is literally us but different

i bet if i was shot in the head at just the right angle it wouldn't kill or lobotomize me but go straight through while taking the adhd with it. im fully convinced this would work

@xka08587 RIGHTT

severance memes except it's just milchick and helly. because i like them the best

responding to everyone’s shit ass severance takes with this image and moving on

“Why’d you do that?” Please remember that I am using what I’ve seen in humans to mimic them

The more empathetic and kind men I meet, actually, the MORE I hate bad men. It’s like I’ve seen it proven you don’t have to act this way — I know for a fact that it’s not coded into your biology to disrespect women or be aggressive or be emotionally stunted — you’re literally just a shithead.

Every good dad I meet is just another enormous fuck you to bad, absent, and apathetic dads.

Yes yes yes!! This is a great way to reframe (part of) the harm done by “all men are trash” radfem ideology. Low standards just excuse shitty behavior. You can set high standards, and have those standards met, and hold to account the men who don’t meet those standards.