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Blorbo Apologist

@average-monster / average-monster.tumblr.com

Just your ordinary autistic bisexual monster fucker. Extremely average. I like to watch cartoons. This may have accidentally become an animal blog as well, I don’t even know anymore. Header by @serialreblogger

You have got to be FUCKING kidding me!! Holyshit bro... these motherfuckers are too comfortable with price increases...

ppl are like "the price of games makes sense if you consider how much time and work goes in to them" and i am here to tell you that just like animation, tv, comics, music, every other kind of media, the price tag does not reflect the artist's paycheck. the only wallets getting fatter are at the top, and they are fatter now than they've ever been. support indie and learn to steal or go without

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

it's really funny how obvious it is that a few of my straight cis male bosses obviously want me to be less of a hot confident fagboy than I am, but they know a) that I'm the kind of nasty lil lefty who knows my rights in the workplace and b) that none of their relatives would do my shitty job for as little as they're paying me and they all hate hiring anyone outside their families, plus I'm really good at my job and I'm the only one in the building, including the property owners and managers, who knows how to work the front door locking system so they can't fire me. so they just make occasional bitchy little comments like "hahaha you know back when I was your age if my boss said to get a haircut I'd be at the barber's on my lunch hour!" and I just go "hahaha wow that sounds like it sucked for you" and then go back to listening to my gay-ass music and sending my snapchat friends funny headlines from the cbc all day in between old ladies flirting with me. which they do a lot because I'm a hot confident fagboy

were I to create an original piece of media I would create bait so queer in order to create a fanfic environment I like. I find you guys do your best work under duress.

I’d say “jeez can two people not be friends anymore?” and then I’d give one of them amnesia in which they only recognize the other above anyone else

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

Why wouldn't I go back ten years into your history and like your cute photos? Are they not meant to be seen? Do you not like them?

i think everyone not on queer tumblr spaces is insane and dangerous. we should form an organization of some kind under a strong and charismatic leader who can protect us from the outsiders

So many Americans seem to think that there is no society, and morality is literal magic. Like, people don't make choices based on a complex interlocking web of desires and institutions and material conditions. The world is good guys and bad guys. Deviance is a literal magical poison that disrupts the fabric of reality. If enough young women dye their hair blue, the crops will fail.

What suburbanism will do to you after enough time dog

Literally atomized to the point of duotheism. "wokeness" isn't a social phenomena, it's a synthetic evil god invented deep state actors that want custody of your kids.

Once upon a time a game developer traded their soul for hyperrealistic human pores and in return the devil took away Finished Game and Only Pay One Time, things we didn’t even know were optional

Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them

It's always "oh no my evil clone or twin or whatever is trying to kill me" and never How is my evil clone? Says a lot about society

Me, crashing the fuck out: you think you're better than me? You think you're fucking better than me???

My good clone, dodging a glass: I mean like objectively yeah

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