your local neurotic fag

Switching between these every day

disney punk edits has nolimits look they even edited old man giuseppe

his name is geppetto

god he’s hot

my favorite frequently mischaracterized sunshines...

YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME

I keep thinking about this at work and making myself sick trying not to laugh

We locked a child in a basement for 30 years to read what ideas it came up with ex nihilo & tabula rasa and it only made derivative slop

I raised a child in a lightless cave, then at age 13 I gave them a lamp, pen, and paper, and they just instinctively drew a "cool S" and amateur Kim Possible hentai

we all got that mutual who miraculously reblogs porn exactly while you're at work or on public transit and never anytime else

Ok this might be a bit of a weird question but I keep arguing with my mom and sis about this so I need y'all to answer this

[For context my mom and sis keep telling me I shower for too long but my showers are usually 45 minutes to an hour]

(edit: *your showers not you showers)

im only a man when im a grown ass man and im only a woman when god forbid women do anything

any time other than that? im a fucking Echidna

ENIGMA. FUCK

Please keep work place safety in mind at all times

Did I mess up somehow

little memorieeees march along

Guess who accidentally created a theme for SCP-1370?

(I used BeepBox. Turns out I can be a musician.)

Here's my bingo card for the minecraft movie