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L. Newton

@parasuchus / parasuchus.tumblr.com

20 || he/him/it, agender

Hello there!

I decided I should make a master post to introduce myself so I don't keep flooding my bio with too many words!

You can call me any variation of my username or my name on this website. I use he/him/it only, and I am agender on the aroace spectrum. I am also autistic with ADHD.

My art can be found under the ever-so-original tag, #my art, and my writing can be found under #my works.

Here's a non-exhaustive list of various things I enjoy and will likely post about :)

  • The Magnus Archives & The Magnus Protocol
  • Dinosaurs
  • The Life Series & Hermitcraft SMP (and its related creators)
  • God of War
  • FNAF
  • LOTR
  • Undertale
  • Twenty One Pilots
  • The Crane Wives
  • My Little Pony
  • LGBTQ+
  • Mental Health
  • Disability

Thanks for reading! I hope to see you around! :D

DISCLAIMER: DO NOT REPOST MY ART ANYWHERE

An enemy is just a friend I haven't worn down

Are you saying that you're the main character of a kids cartoon?

I'm saying that "I'm going to be friends with you" is both a promise and a threat

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finally watched sonic 3 and said “this would go so hard if i was 8-10” and my husband was like You are literally losing your mind right now watching it. as a 29 year old man

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I gathered you here to hide from some vast unnameable fear But the loneliness never left me I always took it with me But I can put it down in the pleasure of your company
And if tomorrow it's all over At least we had it for a moment Oh, darling, things seem so unstable But for a moment, we were able to be still

🎶 Lyrics from No Choir by Florence + The Machine 🎶

Hugs & Cuddles // Compulsion @jonmartinweek

The situation in northern Gaza is very frightening. The world is now celebrating Eid al-Fitr, and in Gaza we see death every minute. We only want to live in peace. 😢😢💔 Please help me with a donation so I can survive.

there's been a couple times that i've gone to the local sex club and every time i was at an event there was one man just fully naked walking around. same guy every time. hog like a hoagie roll when flaccid and he was always flaccid. anyway at one of the less populated events i got to sit and talk with him and he told me that he told me he was always naked because, despite it being a sex club, people still don't know when it's 'okay' to start getting into it and he decided he'd be the one thing to break the ice and make everybody comfortable, because you know you can start doing whatever you wanna do when there's just a naked guy walking around. he then asked if i wanted a silicone copy of his dick for my strap. never in my life have i felt such an instant respect for a person.

Official Hog Like A Hoagie Roll Post

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they should make a saluting emoji that looks tired. exhausted even. one that got to the airport at 3:30 AM perhaps. dare I say a saluting emoji that's about to stuck in an overnight layover in dallas. hypothetically!

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getting really into journaling is so fucked because you will fr end up with pages like "dear diary, it's fucken wimdy today!!!!! also I might be a talentless hack with no real creative drive or discipline to speak of. xoxo ✨"

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The dedication of this man to almost die in an empty room, pry himself out by his palms, get his fingers cut off, pull an ear off somebody, get threatened with a lawsuit, and then still go home and write up an honest and actually quite fair review online is absolutely fucking astounding. If I were Gregory I would never stop running. Whatever you are he's scarier.

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