WHO GOT [me] IN THE [FRAME]??!?!

DON'T PAY [Atention] TO THAT [[smoking hot]] SLIMEBAG BEH1nD THE [curtain call]!!!!!1!!

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oh your pronouns are he/they?

well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”

making your pronouns technically 1/ty

>:)

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I'm red girl

NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

String identified: ' g t ta c t ta a t t aac. CA'T T T

Closest match: Canis lupus familiaris breed Labrador retriever chromosome 20a Common name: Dog (Labrador Retriever)

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String identified: ' g c t a a cat ta

Closest match: Kitty Common name: Kitty Cat

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red classic tabby

blue classic tabby

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Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

@i-say-ok You are the only way to improve this

ok.

I love you i-say-ok

ok. :] ♥️♥️♥️

$0

Silksong is not released yet

what the fuck happened to this post

shoo shoo get out of here

Looking through the notes and. Why is literally (literally) every gimmick blog drawn to this post in particular

What is going on

woooooooooooooooooooooooo

Amen Break not detected

was there any balloons detected

that’s not my area of expertise, sorry

POST IS OVERRUN

COUNTRYVERSE, TAKE HIM TO OUR SERVER FOR SOME TREATS AND A MURDER CASE

Howdy! I'm from the country verse!

I love being a city on tumblr! The community is great here

hehehe you did not know what you were doing when you made this post, it now brings flocks of stray gimmicks

I'm going to annex Connecticut

Don’t say “omg the gimmick blogs” or @walmart-the-official might appear…

omg the gimmick blogs

omg the gimmick blogs

omg the gimmick blogs

Don’t do this to us I may have started it but I never did anything to you 🥺

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Tiger walking through algae.

yeah but you could green screen this into any thing you want tiger walking through clouds tiger walking through lava tiger walking through space tiger walking through macaroni and cheese like the possibilities are endless thank you algae greenscreen

WHY ARE THERE NO GREEN SCREEN EXAMPLE IMAGES?!? PHOTOSHOP ARTISTS OF TUMBLR, WHERE YOU AT!

I HAD TO. (forgive my horrible photoshop skills. I hope you’re happy.)

I am VERY happy, the coffee is my favourite.

Yes, yes the tiger is in [fill in the blank here]!

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6 101s found and thrown away

oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly

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Tiger walking through algae.

yeah but you could green screen this into any thing you want tiger walking through clouds tiger walking through lava tiger walking through space tiger walking through macaroni and cheese like the possibilities are endless thank you algae greenscreen

WHY ARE THERE NO GREEN SCREEN EXAMPLE IMAGES?!? PHOTOSHOP ARTISTS OF TUMBLR, WHERE YOU AT!

I HAD TO. (forgive my horrible photoshop skills. I hope you’re happy.)

I am VERY happy, the coffee is my favourite.

Yes, yes the tiger is in [fill in the blank here]!

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hatsune miku (real) (not clickbait) (at 3AM) (gone wrong)

miku (ball) (100% clickbait)

hel,p me

*poorly tuned Hatsune Miku voice* Woah mama, they put me in tha orb

*poorly tuned Hatsune

Miku voice* Woah mama, they

put me in tha orb

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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I have become a regular at the local cafe. I sit at the lunch counter with my laptop to write. The workers keep me updated on all the tea.

Barista: Oh god here he comes.

Me: who?

Barista: White Ferrari guy. Hes banned from the other cafe. All he ever does is tell the same stories about the pyramids. Or ghosts. Or his car. Don't make eye contact with him. If he talks to you he won't leave you alone- Hi hello welcome!

I almost immediately accidentally made eye contact with him. He practically beelined to the chair next to me, and stares at my notebook. The vibe is immediately strange. I understand why he was banned from the other cafe.

White Ferrari Guy: What're you writing?

Me: (fuck it) I'm developing a script!

WFG: A what?

Me: A script. I'm developing an alternate script for the international phonetic alphabet. My goal is to make it one grapheme represent a single syllable, rather than one grapheme per phoneme. I'm happy with the consonants, but the vowels still need work. I'm experimenting with kerning based on Georgian script-

I look up, he is staring past me completely dead-eyed. He could not be less interested in what I'm saying. He leaves about a minute later.

[sheathes this notebook like a katana] your autism is weak, old man.

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I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

:)

REBLOGGING SO HARD.

Muscle memory fighting so hard not to like and Reblog and ONLY REBLOG OMG

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cd bagel (deltarune)

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Guys I found the only good thing on Facebook.

Update:

Oh fuck they’re inclusive ants, too?!?

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