Something of a dapper Vaudevillian!!

"protein bars are so full of sugar they're basically candy bars it's a scam" life when you enjoy the candy bar that makes you feel full

that's my secret captain...I enjoy candy...

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

momentos despues de escribir esto vi otro post con el misma chiste pero en frances joder mi estupida baka vida.

bestie... el español es de europea...

wyd when you’re driving & see this on the car in front of you

i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

i meant completely smooth but flat it actuwlly funnier

new flat earth thearoy: we could do it

A sewing and tailoring book from Dublin, complete with samples (1833).

Found these clown plushies :3 (source: stuffedserotonin on Instagram)

A giant helium balloon bearing the face of an ojisan (middle-aged man) appeared in the sky in Utsunomiya on Sunday, in an event organized by the Utsunomiya Museum of Art to bring artwork to the public outside museums.

The balloon measures 15 meters in diameter and features the face of a man who lives in the city. The man was selected from 218 applicants.

Hey guys! it seems every month I was facing ... the Horrors! in summary, I had rent money actively stolen from me [$2000+], nearly evicted with nowhere to go, then when i finally moved, my fridge promptly killed ALL my groceries! Then work was closed to due to the cali fires AND i suffered a week long power outtage that ; YOU GUESSED IT destroyed my groceries AGAIN, then was cut off from work followed up with a severe spider bite (THE THIRD ONE DURING THIS, DID I MENTION THAT) That grew into a horrible staph infection. Little to say that I've been dealing with terrible extremes!

++I have lost all of my grandparents and my cat is slowly going blind !

Next month I'm hoping for a nice break PLUS it's my birthday month!🎂🎉 If you'd like to support me through commissions, Patreon, my store, or Ko-fi it'd be awesome !! I'd really like to consider next month the restart I need instead of another month of barely surviving!

Set up a small goal on ko-fi for my birthday (apr 13th) No pressure to anyone rn, despite my injury I'm working relatively normal times again! I'd just like to be able to do a few small things for my birthday.

Desperate much?

Heather Rios

do you think they ever explored eachothers bodies

yea but watch out

June 5th can't come fast enough

The United States Disappeared Tracker is “tracking persons politically arrested, detained, or disappeared by the Trump regime since March 9, 2025”.

In addition, We Are Higher Ed and Forward are tracking campus abductions specifically.

People talk about Lolita like Humbert Humbert is a conflicted and dichotomous character and then you read the actual book and he's like "I love lying to people for fun and getting lost in flights of wild imagination and making things up and telling falsehoods. Also I look like a bunch of movie stars and every woman in the stories I tell thinks I'm darkly handsome."

HH: "I was in a mental institutions for reasons that are suspiciously never discussed where my favorite thing to do was lie to the psychologists."

Readers: "I think he might be lying about being in love with a child but it's impossible to know for sure."

The edition I'm reading had a little introduction like "is Humbert Humbert a poet in love? Or a dangerous pervert? Perhaps...he is both." 🤔🤔🤔

And then you turn the page to the forward and it's like "Hi. It's me. Vladimir Nabokov, speaking as a diagetic psychologist. Humbert Humbert is a consumate monster. Don't trust anything he says."