Scribble your woofs

starting a collection #blackmold

just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

ohhh I’m so sleepy you’ll have to rip me apart with your bare hands

on it boss! *breaks alllllll of my fingers trying to pull you apart* bad news boss.

my weakest homonculus you have failed nme yet again

when morning bad but warsaw trams smile devilishly at you

that mischief!!

Budapest tram smiling sweetly!!!

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.

Quails are so nice. Growing hyperfocused on quails

couldn't sleep. tuxedo buttonquail with chrysanthemums

One more awkward boy before I sleep

"An insult to practically everybody with any point of view at all" one of the most beautiful sentences possible with the English language.

nothing could have prepared me for the context

I deman you to do it ?

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

nothing is ever going to be better than this gif. I see this gif and I just about cry every time.

HD remake

Found this on instagram and had to share (with a couple of tweaks)

Og post: @/housemdcore on insta :)

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad