there's my life, why not, it is one

brought to you by me seeing a post on pinterest if castiel set his facebook status to being in a relationship with dean winchester dean would never bring it up ever ever. he would defend it to sam like dude he doesn’t know how to use facebook! he doesn’t get human things! technically we BOTH have a relationship with him dude it’s called friendship. and well IF it came up in front of cas then castiel would be like. but we are in a relationship dean. and dean would be like yeah i know we are buddy. i know what you meant don’t worry. thus foiling whatever batshit plan cas was aiming to achieve. cas goes away and sets it to its complicated and dean has a private panic attack for three days

holy shit lmao

grimes is on my shit list forever because she could have easily killed that guy but she didn't. i don't care

The Temptation of Saint Anthony (detail) - Jan Mandyn, circa 1550.

"what if a dangerous man pretends to be trans to-" what if we actually dealt with the underlying causes of dangerous men. what if predators faced real consequences more often. what if you stopped using trans women as a proxy for your grievances with liberal feminism's individualist denial of the need to fight systemic issues.

what if you stopped assigning blame for patriarchy's evils to one of its more vulnerable victim groups.

what if you actually examined the conditions of trans people instead of mentally find-replacing "trans woman" with "my friend's shitty ex husband who never took out the trash" and hallucinating contradictions from that procedure

any time you find yourself believing there’s a secret version of anything you must take a step back and ask yourself. did i take my meds today. this is of course untrue for supernatural

the best episodes of taskmaster are ones that make me have to google greg davies bisexual just to see if anything's changed since the last time i googled greg davies bisexual

human brain is so easy to manipulate its stupid. sun is out longer in evening = life is worth living...read some negative social media posts = everybody hates me...read one interesting article = i have the scholar's ambition

poob is rolling back its DEI initiatives. poob fired all of its employees after they tried to unionize. poob's ceo was recently on david sperm's podcast saying that he thinks women are the same as dogs to him. but poob is the only service that has candyworld chronicles on it so its really hard to just stop using it :/

It's easy to call Grimes stupid. But if I were Grimes I would also make every single choice she made in the order she made it in because I would be Grimes and I would experience Grimes's life in the order it occurred. In this way we are all trapped inside of ourselves, and none of us know just how stupid we fucking are.

my favourite thing in temeraire is when temeraire asks a question like okay but why do we even NEED people in charge why can't we all just make our own decisions and agree to be really cool about it and laurence has to be like that's a nice thought my dear but you have got to stop talking like that in public or the government is going to have me Killed

Me: yeah in the future we make fun of hipsters again. But we don't call them that, we call them "guys into stomp clap hey" and joke about how they like mediocre overpriced burgers and make podcasts

The 2010s fandom blogger I time traveled to, visibly shaking: can we please go back to that thing you said about destiel

cain and abel are on their ten thousandth spin around the wheel of samsara and in this life their names are Those Brothers from Oasis

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna