nfwmb (nothing fucks with my bassist)

Dale Cooper commission, disco style!

this music video scares me i’m not gonna lie

I NEVER WATCHED THE VIDEO AND I JUST SEARCHED IT UP

IM LAIGHUNG SO FUCKING HARD

IS HE WEARING GRILLS?

OH MY GOD LMAO

i don’t think so, i think it’s supposed to be like charcoal or something 😭

I think of it as dried rotted blood and gore. He doesn't floss, obviously* *"he" meaning the character in the vid, not Andrew himself

i thought it was fairly clear that it was from all the blackened/burnt marshmallows that he was eating?

war is stupid i think all those army guys should just fuck each other in uniform

Actually full disclosure until like a couple months ago I thought that Severance and Succession were the same thing. They're both three-syllable titles that start with S and from the scattered posts I saw on my dash appeared to involve mostly people looking very distraught in business-y environments. Eventually I started to pick up on the sci-fi stuff but for a while I was just like "Man, this family is even more fucked up than I thought!"

This was also my situation.

“go to hell” is basic “i hope one person in your gay ship refers to the other in canon as ‘like a brother to me’ as a way of expressing affection for him, thus leading people online to think they are actually related” is smart. it’s possible. it’s happened to me like five times.

gotta be careful saying shit like “god i hate my body” cause you know the self-esteem patrol is gonna be all like “no you’re so cute!” and it’s like no i KNOW i’m hot, the problem is i’m supposed to be a DRAGON

This bass line will keep me from being institutionalized

sorry if this is controversial but if you’re rude to cashiers i think you should. idk. Explode

the lack of patience and overwhelming sense of entitlement….. Start pointing at fellow customers and loudly asking “why are you acting like that?” let’s all hold hands and do this. together

Least sexual thing you're physically aroused by, go