You know what, screw the pound cake, this one’s getting pinned, because it needs to be said.

I believe in gentle parenting. Unfortunately many people refuse to parent their child at all under the guise of gentle parenting. Sometimes you’ve got to look your fourth grader in the eye and say “Little dude, that was an asshole move.”

the other side

Both equally important feedback to give children.

Every terraria player has trauma stemming from that word

Beach episode where the full 11 minutes is just Zira trying stop Aika from chugging ocean water

based on a silly convo with anairis and aj

sometimes your robot gf craves a simpler existence for a little while

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

Reblog to give the person you reblogged from a good grade in tumblr mutual

Great job everyone, this is going amazingly

why can i not cry, this is too frustrating

Oh hey me too

I couldn’t look pretty could i

Really wanna like, head slam through wall or something but that’d fukin hurt my head

Estir from Sucker for Love is transfem!

requested by : @ty-bayonet-betteridge

… not wrong in the slightest

is anyone else also doing ultimately fine + dying of stress + it’s not that bad + if i don’t wake up tomorrow hotter and better at every hobby its fucking over for me

Yes

Yeah, it’s been that way for a while

To everyone considering paying 5 billion dollars per year to play gamecube games on switch

Take my hand. I can show you a better way

today we post everett true

chillin on a Saturday night

Calm down jojo

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

I dunno, man,

 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

get on my level boys

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

this post appears once every million years

I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.

I don’t think it’s possible to one up you