Some Moron With Only One, Very Loud Gender

You know what, screw the pound cake, this one’s getting pinned, because it needs to be said.

do it :3

this post found the intended audience

anyway here’s mine

Ok so my last image is a gif of tena kicking sliver in the back of the head, and i thought "thats a gif not an imageso it shouldn't count.... right?"

it does count, show it :]

mine is also tenna

mine is this shit

dayum

….. so like, I can explain

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

w-what if potato is actually lucky

I will take you up on that offer and bring the booze, yall want anything?

since the old version of this post was flagged for ‘adult content’…

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the nb spectrum!

*flies past*

I'm the living embodiment of this XKCD (aside from the part about being an expert):

I struggle with fun facts because I often have to guess what's public knowledge

like

I'm full of useless knowledge and I don't know how much is shared

I know what 60% are, does that count?

I have no idea

You get a prize for asking, though

I'm the living embodiment of this XKCD (aside from the part about being an expert):

I struggle with fun facts because I often have to guess what's public knowledge

like

I'm full of useless knowledge and I don't know how much is shared

I know what 60% are, does that count?

On one hand, that is an amazingly crafted dragon, beautifully made and the smoke breath is an amazing touch.

On the other, how the hell did none of that break as he made it, especially the fucking ridge on the back?

This is the most real MTG post of all time cause I'll give you one guess which of these two cards was an absolute menace in standard and had to be banned and which one hasn't seen any play since getting reprinted

I know I’m gonna sound like a real life nerd emoji, but if I’m gonna be honest, I need the distraction

Progenitus is a 10/10 legendary creature that costs 2 of every mana color, and that already brings up 2 problems: you can only have one copy of it, and you need either 2 lands of every color or a lot of ways to get other mana colors, both of which are very hard to make work well.

Protection from everything means it can’t be blocked, damaged, or the target of spells or abilities. This sounds great, especially because it can’t die, but it actually means you can’t make it better in any way.

The last ability may be the worst. If it gets discarded, shuffle it back into your deck. Not your hand, your deck. That means you’ll have to draw a lot more cards before you get it back, which means it’s pretty much worse than putting it in a graveyard, because then at the very least there are several cards that let you get it back.

Now, heartfire hero on the other hand is, as we in the mtg business call, fucking terrifying. First, it’s not legendary so you can have 4 in your deck at once. Additionally, every time you cast a spell or ability that targets it, it gets more power. And then you just sacrifice it, and everyone you fight gets their health chunked down instantly. Also, it costs pretty much nothing, so that’s just more to watch out for.

tl;dr, progenitus is a static wall that never shows up and heartfire hero is a rail cannon you can reliably find and send out fast

i know we all got hit hard by the “why couldn’t you love me?” - “i do” - “all of me!” scene between rumi and celine, but what makes this scene hit so much harder is that celine refuses to touch any of rumi’s patterns

while trying to comfort her, celine raises her hand and almost touches rumi’s cheek, the one where her patterns and eye are glowing specifically, but pulls her hand away in the last second. and it’s only after putting her jacket over rumi’s shoulders that she actually makes contact with her. she literally won’t connect -physically and emotionally- with rumi’s demon side

combined with her refusing to look at rumi and even at this point being more concerned with appearances… oh this movie and its metaphors, i’m gonna be so ill

if i say “i’m working on it” just know that means i’m thinking about it really hard while doing absolutely nothing

Additionally: I’d really like to start doing it, but can’t. No I cannot explain why I can’t, and telling me to just get it over with will make it take more time

I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.

Stop backing up my fucking files.

Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.

Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.

I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.

Fuckers.

Friend, I have news you're gonna love. Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.

Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.

Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.

Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.

Go forth. Be free.

Reblog to save a life... and someone's sanity

Tumblr user @prismatic-bell you deserve to kill one person a month for including text tutorials, you do an infinitely better and more impactful service than the HOA, US military, and executive branch of the government

i think whos on first would be a really really good name for a racehorse

you’ll be happy to know that the next bit is well covered

Didn’t the Simpsons have a bit like this?

An actual news source:

It's as if investing positively in social welfare actually has an even stronger positive impact, imagine that...

Howdy chat. I’m trans, I’m sad, and I don’t have the motivation to do things, so I have a new note thingy

25- I figure out how to paint my own nails

50- I continue my voice training

100- I learn how to do makeup

200- I get a skirt/dress that’s fitted to me and not something I got from a thrift store

350- I start girlmoding in public

500- I get Celeste (yes this is the first I’ve done, I’ve been busy with finals and just got paid and am bad with money)

1000- I talk to my mom about her transphobia

2000- I talk to my parents about finally getting on hrt full time (I’m still on their insurance, so I need their approval)

White: not reached

Green: in progress

Pink: completed

And because I know what yall did last time (100 notes in 14 hours good god) I’m limiting yall to 5 notes each. although you can tag however many people you want

Good luck, and happy transgenderizing

Reblog for exposure, I'm asking the important questions here.

So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:

This is the funniest post I have ever read on Tumblr for so many…many reasons.

[ID: A Tupperware container of shredded chicken labeled “human”. End ID]

@arewebeholdingaman

yeah sure why not