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Reblogged jojolimons

solargeist

I think I forgot to post this one ?

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unholysails

antagonistic-sunsetgirl

Every time I see this post I get violent flashbacks to an alternative reality where Garak and Kira are the cuntiest, bitchiest hate bffs. They go through some Cardassian problem on DS9 and each’s reaction is to torch it up with fire. They look up and see the other one standing across the battle field (metaphoric), holding an identical flame thrower. And it bonds them for life.

The rest of the vision mainly consists of snippily judging together from the sidelines with absolutely devastating accuracy.

and occasionally throwing stuff at Dukat. Physically.

Oh MOST of the time they still try to kill each other. But i see them as like, Canadian Geese that somehow bonded with this space station (or a doctor on said station). You try to squeeze this station and the last thing you see is a Bajoran being handed a throwing knife by some Cardassian tailor.

Oh god I think there’s another fic idea in this I don’t HAVE TIME FOR ALL THIS INSPIRATION

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Reblogged savefrog

noeberri

Bathing my gastrodon. For enrichment

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Reblogged touhouweed

nugulover69

Encouraging a man to start a union with a flirtatious wink. Miles you are wildin without your wife to reel you in huh

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Reblogged fltwoodsmonster

kuromi-hoemie

HEARTBREAKING: band you just discovered doesn't have any other songs that sound like that

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Reblogged gulaashdemonlover

c3rvida3

Walking around my neighborhood wearing my sick as fuck custom T-shirt that says "I STEAL EVERY FRIENDLY CAT I MEET WITH NO REMORSE I DO IT ALL THE TIME DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS KEEP THAT BEAST ENCLOSED LEST YE FACE MY LIGHTNING CAT GRASP" and smiling politely while my neighbors' indoor-outdoor cats gently trot down the sidewalk towards me as the neighbors themselves read my shirt with a growing sense of panic.

c3rvida3

Unfollow me for cat theft all you want. You'll never catch me and you'll never stop me. Those things are this season's must-have lipgloss in an understaffed Sephora, and baby? I'm a middle-class teenage girl who's not getting enough attention at home...

c3rvida3

People in the notes keep saying, "This is just another reason you should keep your cats inside," and I know they just mean the fact that someone in general could steal them, but I like to think they all mean that you gotta watch out for me specifically. Because you do. I'm everywhere. And I'm fast.