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can you give me the spark notes of what Tommy’s tour even was and what Dan did

The first half was just Tommy doing stand up and like it was good but i’m absolutely it his demographic so i was a bit like wtf is all this. but the since part was based on tommys book which i assume is a kind of mental health guide but not as serious as like dans.

anyway tommy says he wrote a script and dan has to say exactly what’s on it and not say anything else and it was actually really funny so he made dan be the opposite of who he actually is so like dan was a sexist straight guy who hates woke people lmao and he was saying that he has a problem and that problem is that he hates phil and tommy had to use the book to change how dan feels and a lot of it was him directing dans problems else where being like phil isn’t your problem you’re your own problem kinda thing.

some notable moments i remember:

- dan can’t handcuff tommy cos he only hand cuffs phil??

- something is large and big and they both kept saying “it’s big” and they were not meant to be talking about their dicks but then they shook hands cos “it’s really big” so… do with that as you will

- dan had to rate a bunch of youtubers and at first he was like i like this guy (even tho it was people like dream, the paul bros and shane dawson (he was joking)) and then he started rating them on hotness and then tommy was like cool so 16 year old tommyinnit? and dan was like absolutely not

- tommy has an invisible girlfriend and dan does not like her

- lots and lots of innuendos

- dan wanted to fight the 8 year old in the front row (tommy was very concerned about the 8 year old in the front row, his name was brooklyn and he’s been watching tommy for a year. tommy told him to not repeat anything he heard on stage in the playground)

- dan made us sing happy birthday to tommy

- dan picked tommy up and spun him around at the end. it was very cute