baffles me when people say hua cheng stalked xie lian for centuries lol.
the motherfucker didn't know where his precious beloved was! he couldn't stalk him if he wanted! and he doesnt btw.
the second hua cheng knew of xie lians location what did he do? he got all dressed up and immediately went to see him. he spent centuries searching for xie lian, not to follow from behind in secret, but to present himself to him in all his ghost king glory and woo the man
Reading everyone's tags on this post is a wild ride, I hope you're all hanging in there
In honor of my "gege am i ugly" post getting over 10k notes, here's a "san lang am i ugly" version of it. Featuring: how I'm picturing Hua Cheng 90% of the time.
Please accept this crappy edit.
telling your online friends "wait there i'm coming" is funny regardless of the distance that you are from them. if they're within driving distance it has the humor of being a real possibility and if they're overseas it's funny because how are you getting there. especially if it's a limited time event. one of my personal favorites is saying i'm walking in their general direction
fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
Sometimes i feel like younger queer kids are getting a bit to bold with openly talking to people they don’t know In The Context Of:
More than once i have had a younger/same age queer person come up to me in public settings and say something about “finding other gays” or clearly clocking me as nonbinary and I’m like :)))))))) hey buddy I’m here with my conservative parents can you fucking not out me :))))))))
Just say you like my outfit or hair and move on, fuck even tell me you like my shoelaces. Don’t call me gay and limp your wrist at me when you don’t even know me? Especially when there’s a bunch of ppl around?
i was out with my ex once when three *very* young queer kids, like thirteen years old, came up to us and asked us “are you guys, you know…” and did the limp wrist thing at us. one of them loudly exclaimed that it was so cool to meet other queer people in real life. this was in public in an unbelievably conservative area - we didn’t even feel safe holding hands because we were surrounded by Mormons. we got lucky that day, but I’m begging y’all to remember that the world doesn’t work like the internet. other queers are real fuckin people. don’t do this shit. OP is right; tell me you like my jacket, or my patches, or the rainbow spokes on my wheelchair, but don’t out either of us!
This used to be standard operating procedure not even ten years ago: NEVER OUT OTHER QUEERS, even if they’re supposedly already out. Never assume that it’s okay to let third parties know that so-and-so is queer. Ever. You never know when you’ve found the one uncle with the heart condition that they can’t bear to risk telling, or the one neighbor who’s just threatening enough that they don’t mention it around, or even the grandma that they haven’t gotten around to mentioning it to yet. You might have just ruined a very important milestone for someone, or you could have put them at actual risk of harm.
Also… stop freaking assuming. If you don’t see a pride flag on them, please don’t just assume. You can’t tell ANYTHING about a person’s gender or partner preferences by what they’re wearing on any given day, what their hair looks like, or whether or not they’re using makeup. You legit cannot, and you look like a jerk when you try.
this is even more important now that Trump is in power.
some people will be choosing to live in the closet and it is not your job to pressure them one way or the other.
protect your lgbtq siblings - honor their choices - and never talk to cops, collaborators, and snitches.
Younger queer people have grown up in a better world, but we’re in a time of backsliding right now. Do NOT out other queer people. Also, I’m not gonna tell you how to present yourselves in public………..but please, I am begging you to re-evaluate HOW safe you are in the current climate.
Stop outing people if you suspect they’re LGBTQ+. I’m an elder millennial and in my day, we never did this. We came out when WE decided to come out and it was taboo around my conservative family members. I still have not come out to my family as bisexual. I was so afraid to. I was afraid that I would be disowned or what would happen.
Love it when tumblr users display the strangest anon hate they've gotten on their banner. It's like a deer's head mounted on the wall but the deer also calls you a slur
Even better when it is a slur that doesn't even apply to you, which happened to me for some reason... They also insulted themselves at the same time so yeah... There was that.
I'm doing this rn @pianopeep ty for hating on me bestie 🫶
When I have the time, I'll make sure to edit my banner and put a ton of hearts and sparkles around it to show my appreciation 😊
soup still sucks
@pianopeep check my banner rn! 🩷 your pfp was looking a little plain, so I added a bow to spice it up a bit. 🎀
“I LOVE that game!” (watched a letsplay and commentary about it)
this counts and i’ll hear nothing against it
if watching sports counts as enjoying the sport, then watching video games counts as enjoying video games.
And literally a huge part of gaming has ALWAYS been the experience of sitting around together, watching one person in the group play while everyone else cheers, heckles, shrieks, and generally has a good time.
just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point
It's basically just this
brave but evil comparison
Love it when tumblr users display the strangest anon hate they've gotten on their banner. It's like a deer's head mounted on the wall but the deer also calls you a slur
Even better when it is a slur that doesn't even apply to you, which happened to me for some reason... They also insulted themselves at the same time so yeah... There was that.
I'm doing this rn @pianopeep ty for hating on me bestie 🫶
When I have the time, I'll make sure to edit my banner and put a ton of hearts and sparkles around it to show my appreciation 😊
soup still sucks
