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𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐥𝐚, 𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧, 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡
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𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐥𝐚, 𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧, 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡
hope you can find something for yourself here! my inbox and asks are always open so feel free to have a chat with me (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵) ☆ kofi
— note: hello !! here's my first shot at making a fic rec, so please give me feedback on what i can improve. thank you sm !! i hope you enjoyy 😺 😺
• 🩷 = my most favorite reads !!
𝙊𝙎𝘾𝘼𝙍 𝙋𝙄𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙍𝙄.
— blurbs and shortwritings
• untitled by @maxlarens
• new meetings by @no-144444
— oneshots/imagines
• decode by @keerysfreckles 🩷
• cold coffee by @tsunodaradio 🩷
SORRY BUT COLD COFFEE HAS GOT TO BE, HAND DOWN ONE OF THE BEST WORKS I HAVE EVER READ. tysmm @tsunodaradio for this absolute masterpiece 🙏
— smau
• yeah, my wife by @lewisvinga
• grogeous by @piastappies 🩷
𝙇𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙊 𝙉𝙊𝙍𝙍𝙄𝙎.
— blurbs and short writings
• little spoon by @mirohlayo
• sorry, chat by @tsunodaradio
— oneshots/imagines
• d.n.f by @norrisradio 🩷
@norrisradio i love your work sm, if yall have time read their stuff it's so good
• redline by ↑
— smau
• camera girl by @forza-pastry 🩷
• party time by @norrisainz33
• next in line by @piastrisun
𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙍𝙇𝙀𝙎 𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙇𝙀𝙍𝘾.
— blurbs and short writings
— oneshots/imagines
• new recruit by @purinfelix
— smau
• comeback by @harrysfolklore
𝙈𝘼𝙓 𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙋𝙋𝙀𝙉.
— blurbs and short writings
— oneshots/imagines
• christmax by @harrysfolklore
• fluorescent by @scuderiahoney 🩷
• born to run by ↑
• always walk me home by ↑
• pick you up by ↑
— smau
• friend of a friend by @norrisainz33 🩷
𝘾𝘼𝙍𝙇𝙊𝙎 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝙉𝙕.
— blurbs and short writings
• clingy by @vivwritesfics
• sfw alphabet by ↑
• prank wars by @n0vazsq
— oneshots/imagines
• come find me by @tsunodaradio 🩷
— smau
• you and me by @sainzzreputaticn
• hand of gold by @pomegranatesarchive
• big news by @norrisainz33
• is it over now? by @afterglowsainz
• secret by @harrysfolklore 🩷
𝙔𝙐𝙆𝙄 𝙏𝙎𝙐𝙉𝙊𝘿𝘼.
— blurbs and short writings
• making dinner with yuki by @yukinss
• calm by @multicohn
• what about me? by ↑
• lover boy by ↑
• nightmares by ↑
• best friends "brother" by ↑
— oneshots/imagines
• i believe in miracles by @tsunodaradio
• love at first flight by ↑ 🩷
• almost by @norrisradio
• the one with the baby by ↑
— smau
• short king by @harrysespresso
• #1 defender by @lewisvinga
• short royalty by @rqsie63
𝙁𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘾𝙊 𝘾𝙊𝙇𝘼𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙊.
— blurbs and short writings
• good journalism by @purinfelix
— oneshots/imagines
• holly jolly faking by @julietsf1
• just for the weekend by @purinfelix 🩷
• lost and found by ↑
— smau
• challenge accepted by @hugleclerc
• nepo boyfriend by @harrysfolklore
• spanish or vanish by @papayadays
• i like me better by @taasgirl
IF YOU MADE IT THIS FAR TYSMMM !! have a great day/night 🩷🙈
thank you so much for mentioning my fic 😭😭😭 i saw the heart and tears just started flowing
pairing: lando norris x tennis player!reader (fem!y/n); past carlos alcaraz x tennis player!reader (fem!y/n)
summary: As a general rule, y/n does not date athletes. You've been there, done that - would not recommend. Besides, you definitely don't do love. There's no time in the world for complicated feelings when there's a career Grand Slam to be won. But what if your heart just refuses to listen?
genre: social meda/mixed au, friends to lovers
note: this is RPF and is obviously in no way, shape, or form reflective of real persons
January 2025
i saw iga swiatek and my mind turned off my pookie dookie igunia
pairing: lando norris x fem alternative! reader
google: how to charm max verstappen's crazy bff while being a loveable loser?
maxverstappen1
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maxverstappen1: if only you could see just how rare she had her steak, damn vampire
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user1: category is random pairings
user2: i need the detailed play by play of how these two ended up friends
user3: i just know it’s gonna be something stupid
yourusername: being twitter mutuals is NOT stupid
user4: what did yall have in common though
yourusername: just because i’m a bit alternative i can’t be on f1twt, baby how do you explain valentino rossi?
user5: so who is taking one for the team and wifing her so we can get alt f1 for races other than zandvoort
landonorris: MEEEEEEE
landonorris: who said that?
landonorris: that’s crazy my cat took my phone and posted that comment
maxverstappen1: cats don’t have thumbs
landonorris: mine is super smart
maxverstappen1: you don’t have a cat
landonorris: one of yours broke in?
yourusername: you can say you like me lando i’m not gonna bite
oscarpiastri: don’t threaten him with a good time
user6: i’m sorry private school ass somerset quater zip fuckboy is gonna pull thee Y/N Y/LN
user7: i’ll believe it when i see it
yourusername: max i swear to god you gotta post the pic with the eyeliner
yourusername: we need the cool girls to like you
yourusername: there’s no cool girl representation in formula one anymore - come back kimi raikkonen the kids miss you (oscar you are cool though)
landonorris: actually there’s a new rule that if you compliment one of the papaya boys you have to compliment the other…. please
yourusername: you look like you’d fit in my pocket
yourusername: keep your car away from max this season and there’s more where that came from
landonorris: thank you!
alexalbon: good lord
yourusername
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yourusername: first ever nepotism friend
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user8: lando norris gonna make an all black quadrant collection as an excuse to get y/n in his clothes
landonorris: the problem is i want her out of my clothes, well out of all clothes really
user9: perv
landonorris: nuh uh
user10: no like literally ur so creepy
landonorris: @user10 i literally saw you in my comments saying that you’d bounce on it crazy style until i’ve literally reshaped your large intestine
user10: will you?
yourusername: he won’t
user11: are they flirting by proxy?
user12: shut up i wanna see how far they can take it
user13: @maxverstappen1 in your professional opinion, does lando have a chance
maxverstappen1: everyone has a chance with y/n, she has horrible standards. why do you think she’s friends with me?
yourusername: max?
maxverstappen1: oh yeah :( i’m sorry for talking down on myself. i am worthy and i deserve love
yourusername: good!
user14: poor girl is gentle parenting everyone in her life LMAO
francocolapinto: woweee
landonorris: am i a joke to you?
francocolapinto: not a joke, but not competition
yourusername: oh those are fighting words
francocolapinto: i gotta believe my hype
yourusername: delusion is not pretty
yourusername: @landonorris you’re pretty
landonorris: hehehehehehe
user15: my spidey senses are tingling… she is being way too nice to him
user16: i know she looks scary but by all accounts she very nice
user17: i’m not convinced there’s nothing there
landonorris
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landonorris: i am sick and tired of you people not believing that y/n would be with me
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user18: sorry buddy but look at her
user19: she looks like she makes him cry often
user20: he seems like he’s into that
landonorris: kinkshaming me, on my own post?
user21: bro just told on himself
yourusername: so what happened to the dramatic post-win parc ferme kiss?
landonorris: THEY WERE DOUBTING ME
yourusername: but i never doubted you
yourusername: so who cares?
landonorris: …. me
yourusername: well you’re my pretty boy and no one else’s so fuck them
landonorris: yes ma’am
maxverstappen1: keep that to yourselves please
yourusername: sorry maxy
maxverstappen1: he’s lucky i even let him ask you out
landonorris: she is her own person?
maxverstappen1: it wasn't in her best interests but i was feeling nice
maxverstappen1: DON’T make me regret it
oscarpiastri: oh thank god
oscarpiastri: i thought he was writing sonnets about you while single and was seriously close to getting him institutionalised
yourusername: eh i like em a lil whacky
oscarpiastri: a LITTLE?
landonorris: i don’t like your tone
oscarpiastri: spare me i’ve listened to you talk about that girl at LENGTH
user22: free my guy oscar
user23: free all of mclaren by the sounds of it
yourusername
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yourusername: he’d make the perfect art donaldson, but no challengers because i don’t share
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user24: PLEASE GIVE ME ONE CHANCE
user25: boys hate lando because he’s got a fast car, men hate lando because he won the lottery with his girlfriend
user26: bad bitches do both
landonorris: who is art?
yourusername: we literally watched the film last night?
landonorris: oh? tennis?
landonorris: idk i kinda lost interest when the boys stopped kissing?
yourusername: what the fuck is in the paddock water? yall are all a lil fruity
landonorris: i thought you liked that about me?
yourusername: oh i love that about you
yourusername: but this is the second time i have had an f1 driver say they lost interest in challengers when it stopped being overtly gay ?
user27: y/n just out here snitching on the grid
user28: f1 challengers when?
user29: grill the grid but galex recreate the art/patrick scene?
alexalbon: first of all, flattered. second of all, why is and not lestappen?
georgerussell63: why on earth are you entertaining this?
alexalbon: don’t be boring george
user29: lestappen don’t need to be told to make out duh
charles_leclerc: excuse me?
maxverstappen1: i wanna ask questions but i fear it might provoke them more
landonorris: this is meant to be a post about how my girlfriend loves me, why are we talking about you people
alexalbon: you finally got the girl to like you and now you feel untouchable… watch your back
yourusername: ONLY ONE PERSON GETS TO WATCH THAT BACK SIR AND THAT’S ME
landonorris: exactly!
user30: you know what? i think i prefer the insanity on twitter to whatever this is
user31: ao3 is more realistic than whatever is going on here
oscarpiastri
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oscarpiastri: very happy for you guys, never stay in the room next me to ever again.
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user32: I’LL STAY
user33: bro they gotta neuter everyone under every post of y/n yall are rabid
user34: i know i can treat her better than him
user35: he cannot handle all that
oscarpiastri: unfortunately, the noises would suggest he can
landonorris: omg you’re such a looker? listener?
landonorris: @yourusername what is the word?
yourusername: voyeuristic?
landonorris: yeah @oscarpiastri you’re that
oscarpiastri: not by choice last night, and i did not get off to it i just deafened myself via asmr to try and fall asleep during the … ruckus
user36: petition to remove lando from that relationship and replace him with ME
user37: put me in coach
maxverstappen1: welcome to my world, osc. you get used to it (i’ll send you my headphone recommendations)
yourusername: it is not that bad
maxverstappen1: it took me six months to find the headphones that would drown you out
oscarpiastri: hold up
oscarpiastri: SIX MONTHS
yourusername: we’ve been together for nearly a year genius
oscarpiastri: WHAT
landonorris: like we said … we wanted a parc ferme kiss reveal but SOMEONE kept missing the few races i managed to win
yourusername: i was at zandvoort, but unfortunately my loyalties on that day were with max
landonorris: i don’t understand why i was made to apologise to YOU about simply lovely
yourusername: you enjoyed it though?
maxverstappen1: do not include me in this
yourusername: i was defending your honour?
maxverstappen1: and stripping lando of his
landonorris: maybe?!
user38: i know way too much about these people
user39: crazy… they should keep going though
landonorris: for a man also in love, you’re sounding bitter osc
oscarpiastri: i am in love, but i am also traumatised
yourusername: drama queen
yourusername: love you too lando
landonorris: <33333
fin.
note: thought i'd bang one out before i tackle a certain final part of a certain series *cough cough* guilty as sin? heheheehe ... enjoy this while you wait! also lando is a villain in other side of the moon, so had to give him some love in between x
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE POST GUILTY AS SIN FINALE BEFORE THE YEAR ENDS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
SO MANY OSCAR FANS ARE ALSO XO KITTY FANS AND I LOVE IT!!!!
best fandoms istg
there’s not enough words to describe my unhealthy attachment to the “to all the boys i’ve loved before” franchise to back up my statement once i saw peter kavinsky on screen / heard “i like you better” by lauv i just bursted into tears……
i LOVE everything about the franchise and i will die on this hill for covinsky and mooncovey 🙁🙁🙁
whos your favorite character though!!!!!!
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
I really need something good
This potato works wtf😭
i believe in this potato 🙏🏼
save me potato
“Don’t flatter yourself, Bearman,”🔮 〜 ⁺ ̥ *
Synopsis: Y/N Browning, Slytherin’s top student, and Ollie Bearman, Gryffindor’s Quidditch captain, have always clashed. But when McGonagall pairs them up for a project, their rivalry turns into something unexpected. As they spend more time together, Y/N learns that letting someone in might not be so bad after all.
Genre: Slowburn, Fluff, Enemies to Lovers
AU: Hogwarts!au
Pairing: Ollie Bearman x Fem!Reader
Warnings: If being an asshole is a warning I’m putting that in.
Note: To be completely honest this was a random idea that came up because I was looking for F1 x Harry Potter fics and couldn’t find any, so I made my own? Anyways, I hope you guys nerd out to this because I miss the Hogwarts rabbit hole I used to go through in 2020. As always, don’t forget to like + reblog if you enjoyed!
oh i’m killing myself
screaming, crying, throwing up, as I force myself to write a story i'm very passionate about and love writing and have no obligation to write except that i want to