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big and shiny, it's the bug boss! love it, need it, HERACROSS! // header is an edit from @jennifawn99's blog, lmk if i need to take it down and get another

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juniper or sirius, it/he mostly

proship + selfship + pro-para anti-contact ooooooo scary Ghost emoji ooo. 🍐📁 pear file (paraphile) yay. i Will talk about that here be warned.

once again i am EXTREMELY ANTI-CONTACT which means i am AGAINST acting on anything that cant be fully consented to (examples of this are map, zoo, etc.) pro-contacts/xenosatanists/post-radqueers go fuck yourselves

nonhuman dog wolf jolteon dragom thing Mostly jolteon though. and im a dog and a wolf in effectively the same way If that makes sense dog in a wolf way and wolf in a dog way. canid 👍

pokemon mystery dungeo. n #1 fan explorers of sky ily

uhh what else. right i struggle with answering asks messages replies etc. probably wont answer the picrew chains my tablet hates those. i dont hate You its probably the exact opposite actually i just come online -> see ask -> oh i dont have the energy ill leave it for now -> forgor

blognames.. sparklingshinx -> cosmiccyndaquil -> pikaapapow i didnt get banned i jsut wanted 2 match my discord

COOL NEW AWESOME UPSATE i have astraw page now jumps aroudn

We need to talk about tumblr's systematic fatphobia.

Posts of fat people are being marked as "sexual content" even more frequently than they used to, but now we have this fun little addition as brought to my attention by a friend;

That's right. Not just blatant kink-shaming, but now, if you make posts about or with fat people, you can now be flagged as "promoting disordered eating"! Multiple completely innocent posts of fat people literally just existing in their own bodies have already been flagged this way.

Raise hell about it. Reblog and share fat content more than ever. Don't let this shitty website tell you that your bodies are "wrong" or that you aren't allowed to exist publicly.

Tumblr staff, if you care about eating disorders (you fucking don't), stop promoting this sense of shame and fear and disgust towards the idea of weight gain. Stop shaming and censoring people for posting about their own bodies and experiences. Fatphobia kills. Fatphobia causes disordered eating. Fatphobia is the disease you should be worried about.

This has also been disproportionately affecting fat trans people, because of course it has.

Don't stop talking about it. Don't let this bullshit ceo silence you.

someone said like "I'm disappointed there are so many proship supporters in the hive, did we not learn from last time" yeah we did, we learned that antishippers can be Real assholes

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arceus forbid someone doesnt think harassment is good </3

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sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2

Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

Evidence:

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colonelmagpie

Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.

And they told you science was no fun.

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colonelmagpie

Science!

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colonelmagpie

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

Legolas’s pupil size isn’t the problem here, though. 5 leagues is 17.262 miles. The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual horizon is less than three miles away. Even if your vision is telescopic and the atmosphere is perfectly clear, you can’t see around the planet. If they were standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 198 feet above sea level in order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which, knowing Rohan, isn’t impossible.

But consider: Elven satellite eyeballs.

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an-actual-stone

you mean like

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ontologicalidiot

@sidereanuncia it’s back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your nightmares 

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sidereanuncia

I shall never find peace.

Also, for what it’s worth, there’s absolutely no reason to believe that the curvature of Middle Earth is the same as that of Earth.

There’s no evidence that Middle Earth curves.

Yeah there is.  The Silmarillion states that the world was curved after the fall of Numenor (I believe), preventing access to Valinor.  But Elves (among others) can travel the straight path across it.

So middle earth is round, but not for Elves because magic.

So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? That’s awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want elf eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarily far while everybody else is limited by this ‘horizon’ bullshit.

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lady-of-greenwood

Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen too much in this post

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a-bore-of-a-whore

Elves are flat-earthers

This post went from amusing to horrifying, to be brought back down to amusing, sprinkled in with some cannon explanation, and then you leave me here in fucking outrage

This post really was a rollercoaster.

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odinoco

for elves it was a straight line

"We need more mental health acceptance and awareness!" Y'all still call ppl with cluster b disorders evil 💀

"We need more weird people!" Y'all COMBUST when someone is xenic 💀

"Healthy coping mechanisms are important!" When someone age regresses, you call them creepy 😭

"More people need to be proud of who they are!" When you see a furry, you cry 😭

(U should totes follow me if ur a supporter of these so I can b on the good side of tumblr XD /nf!)

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