took a bit because it requires me doing all of the editing and downloading on my laptop
Explosively yours is in my pinned tag, ex-vault cult member Lucy MaClean takes to sugaring to help pay for her college since she has very little record of her even existing. Cooper Howard is a divorcee, his wife having left him after a freak accident on set disfigured him. All he wants is a true girlfriend experience, someone to take out, cuddle with, and pass book recommendations back and forth with. He has no intentions of trying to get her to have sex with him but she has other (better!) ideas
Only thing I fear is how much I care for you is a snowballing back and forth lovechild between @pennyserenade and I.
Dr. Jonathan Crane gave up on the desire to have a partner over a decade ago. Fulfilling his urges in infrequent hookups at psychology conferences to keep his mind clear and focused on his experiments. Enter Mara, a fellow gotham Dr in his department, outspoken and kind with a sharp wit. She doesn't avoid him like others, leaving copies of articles she finds interesting on his desk and instantly devouring them when he gives them back with notes in his scratchy handwriting.
He kidnaps her out of curiosity to find out what makes her afraid, taken aback when she wakes up tied to a chair in front of the Scarecrow and comments "Are you going to cut my clothes off of me? You and I both know I'm not usually dressed for this." Apparently, she simply puts in the effort to pass as normal, fantasizing and lucid dreaming about the Scarecrow kidnapping her and having his way with her.
Slowly but surely he, as his professional self, finally allows her to worm her way into his life. She's fascinating, matching his intensity to debate their sides of topics, her frequent presence in his office and the fact that she shoves lunch at him until he complies and eats it raising eyebrows at the office. Who the hell calls their coworker Bunny (her heart rabbiting in her chest when she's around his alter-ego) or Puppy (the wolf chasing his rabbit) unless they're fucking?
While everyone (correctly) assumes they're together they deny it, maintaining that they have a professional relationship in the office. (Which is a carefully worded lie because they fuck on every surface imaginable in public). Jonathan knows he's well and truly met his match (and other half) when she kidnaps him back on their one year anniversary.
You have a kind voice and you like mine (why would you change how you sound all the time?) is my tentative title for caller Lucy MaClean and Phone Sex Operator Cooper Howard
Lucy gets shamed by her ex boyfriend Monty for what she sounds like in bed "Seriously Lucy, who the fuck says golly gee when someone puts their mouth on your pussy?." calls in to be taught how to dirty talk by a master of the craft.
Cooper Howard listens as she explains that cursing where she grew up (a commune) would cause serious repercussions to your reputation. She's already pushing her limits trying (and failing) to have pre-marital sex (another big no-no) but going far enough to curse is anxiety-inducing.
Cooper works with her for a while, praising her when she's able to get even half of a dirty word out, listening to her warm giggle at the praise. He just doesn't get why the (idiotic, he tells her when she sniffles because she couldn't say cock for the third call in a row) boys who get her into bed would run for the hills when this intelligent, delectable sounding woman is half naked in front of them. He realizes he has a problem when she moans out "jinkies" while they mutually masturbate over the phone sends him over the edge.
