The best part is - you can hug them as hard as you want and it won't hurt them.

A Yummy Treat For Me...

A little bit of Procurement for my White Ass...

Love some miserable Elon in the morning

normally stuff like this feels performative because anyone can talk shit online to someone and most normal people would just ignore it and block you but in this instance its the funniest thing in the world because you know for a fact its getting to him

even the bloated miller wants him dead

You might be frustrated by the library never having a complete manga collection on its shelves at any given time, but the 12 year old checking out 14 volumes of One Piece at once is vital to the library ecosystem. He's like the sea otter keeping the kelp forest from being devastated by an excess of sea urchins.

To those curious some other keystone library species include:

—the retirees who’ve read more murder mysteries than I’ve had hot meals

—the paperback romance girlies (gender neutral) who check out every single bodice ripper the second it hits the shelves

—the dads very slowly making their way through a ‘1001 movies to see before you die’ list

—the one-man criterion collection who checks out like, three movies per day and brings them back the next. (TV series are only a minor roadblock.)

—kids who like Minecraft

---The new parents checking out 47 picture books for their 7 month old baby who clearly has nothing going on in their head except the Wii Sports Resort theme song

We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!

Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life. 

No, no, no!

This is April 19 on the Julian Calendar.

The real bread day is on April 7th

skill issue

reimagined sword enchants

I genuinely forgot you could do multiple enchantments on a sword until you guys commented on it

So behold this behemoth

omega hater compilation

Woodland Garden

Gouache on paper, 2019

by Kelly Louise Judd

The Shadow Of Mount Rainier Causing A Gap In The Sunset.

Wrong: Darkness Beam Attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

If you have ever been tempted by a Paleozoic Pal, like a a stuffed trilobite or a full size eurypterid body pillow, now's the time to buy one, before they and a really lovely little museum are gone for good 😭😭😭

This was the museum I went to often in my childhood. I'm no longer able to visit unless I visit family, but this place holds a special place in my heart.

As stated in the article, they hold around 7 million artifacts- many of which are orphaned fossils, with the museum taking in collections that otherwise would have been trashed.

Please consider buying a Paleozoic Pal, but I'll also leave a direct donation link as well.

THE GIANT EURYPTERID BODY PILLOW IS BACK IN STOCK

I JUST WENT INTO A FUGUE STATE AND BOUGHT ME A 16 INCH CUDDLE BUDDY WITH PLATED TEETH!! DUNKIE, MY BELOVED!!

Screeching aside, anyone who can afford to, go look through their shop! They got clothes, and cute gifts, and books and all kinds of other awesome stuff! Ye, the shipping sucks, but we need to keep our museums alive! (the good ones, not the British Museum of Thievery XP)

HE’S HERE! MY BIG BOY IS HERE!! (And yes he is my BIG boy despite only being 16 inches, you shush!)

He took nearly a month to get here, but that’s because of ALL THE ORDERS THEY’VE BEEN GETTING! OVER 1800 ORDERS! This is why I love the online community!!

Now if you don’t mind I’m going to tuck Duncan into my sweater and go work on the piles of stuff I still have to do 😅

For anyone curious what's happening with the PRI they're digging themselves out! An anonymous donor gave them $1 mn which they used to secure a stay on the forclosure for the rest of the year and they're approximately a third of the way to buying their way out of the mortgage.

Are y'all seeing all these protests?

The people are clearly tired of billionaires trying to buy our democracy.

Here's just one shot from Chicago. Boston and DC crowds are insane. They're in PA, they're in OR, they're in MI--this is amazing!

ATLANTA:

WISCONSIN:

NEBRASKA:

WASHINGTON:

D.C.:

MINNESOTA:

People around the world are with us.

Salt Lake City

DENVER:

Hell yeah, it's great to see so many people on the streets that the news gets out even as the mainstream media covers it far too little! (Hello Space Needle in my home state of Washington ♥)

They're organizing more protests; the website they're coordinating on is right here at 50501 (fifty protests, fifty states, 1 movement).

abandoned space elevator

Accurate recreation of me when I said "Oh wow thats a pretty picture I wonder where they took it at" and then scrolled down to see the tag #pixel art

It also takes art to restore old paintings that look like scabs...