here in the whisperwarm wet

(by @mhalachai)

It is a truth universally acknowledged,

on ao3 like some of these doves aren't even wounded

#people used to be freaks #we used to be a country (@spikeface)

Okay but “dead dove do not eat” means “what you read on the bag is what is inside the bag”. The punchline to the reference is opening the bag that says “dead dove” and finding a dead dove, á là surprised pikachu. A fic tagged “Fuffy fuzzy bunny cuddles, dead dove do not eat” SHOULD NOT INDICATE DARK CONTENT. ONLY THAT THE FIC HAS BEEN TAGGED ACCURATE TO THE CONTENT.

We used to say “don’t like, don’t read”. Dead Dove is just an extension of that.

The author gave you a list of ingredients. The ingredients was “dead dove”. You cannot act shocked that there was dead dove. It was in the ingredients that the author told you

dead dove BY ITSELF doesn’t mean Jack all and I will DIE ON THE HILL OF RIGHTEOUS FURY

no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here

tumblr where are they

lets All lock in starting Right Now

Okay I know I posted the first one already but it's a collection now. Anyway don't you ever get so tired of this

*dipping a dart into an unlabelled flask and loading it into my crossbow* you better not try anything stupid because i don't even remember what this one does

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

YOU hate JK Rowling!

i think we should make solangelo a little more insane with eachother. not just protective wise (but thats the good shit too…) but i think they should be a little silly. they are a highschool aged friends to lovers trope afterall. where r their inside jokes and stupid laughing fits. i just know their lunch table would be INSUFFERABLE

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in

Sick of this shit it’s time to be a rotted cunt

Education should be free ✨️💜