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vix

@pipebombings

ana, tcc & sh!
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He looks SO cunty, u can't tell me this faggot didn't like dick

The reason why girls didn't like him was because he looks like he takes it up the ass

He didn't just look like he takes it up the ass... He did take it up the ass.

Legitimate facts right here

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sugaredsunset

Anyone who uses “imma” in the big ‘25 will be getting a visit from Mr. Touchems

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justanotherstupidseal-deactivat

IMMA BUST

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sugaredsunset

Bend over and pry it open pal

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justanotherstupidseal-deactivat

*i waddle over to you and bends over..I pull my pants down and slowly spread my ass cheeks* be gentle I guess..

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sugaredsunset

WOOF! *I dust away the crust caked in between* The smell… *A fly breezes past my vision*

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justanotherstupidseal-deactivat

I havent been fucked in years it takes 5 bottles of lube and 26 clumps of spit for it to be wet enough

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sugaredsunset

I see…. The human spirit is one of persistence, however. HWAAAAK PTUAH!

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justanotherstupidseal-deactivat

Ho is you magical? Why is my ass so wet all of a sudden!

my fault for opening Tumblr

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justanotherstupidseal-deactivat

Welcome to my crib nigga *I say opening the door to my filthy room*

i really should not have opened tumblr today

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justanotherstupidseal-deactivat

Ykw *closes my door*

im afraid im gonna get touched

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justanotherstupidseal-deactivat

I’ll clean off the couch or you can sleep in the tub make a choice

i'll sleep in the tub

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justanotherstupidseal-deactivat

It’s wet

can i sleep outside then

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justanotherstupidseal-deactivat

It’s wet outside

This is lowkey fire

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watching joey wear a dress and play a killer at the same time was not on my 2025 bingo

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