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Life’s going great if you ignore everything happening in it

Please help me

seems like you got this pretty much under control so, no

I'm getting harassed here

why you think i got my popcorn bitchboy?

Please help me

seems like you got this pretty much under control so, no

@vodkaareb what did you see btw i can't reply to any comments tumblr hates me

oopsies it’s gone in the wind now you can never be aware of what I said

Oh! Okay!

oh !

@vodkaareb what did you see btw i can't reply to any comments tumblr hates me

oopsies it’s gone in the wind now you can never be aware of what I said

I love using "by the way" as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn't remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure

Showing your favorite song to someone is so embarrassing lol what if I get a bad grade at my own taste and interests....

a laptop is like a horse. it often hates you lots and lots

I have a favorite for everything so you are 100% my favorite in something

@andre-and-cal you’re my favorite zero day account

@terrifiedtooth you’re my favorite caldre fan

@rebsaol you’re my favorite blog

@vampiristayyx you’re my favorite online friend

@bombsinthelunchroom and @ily3r-1c you guys are my favorite likes/reblogs notifs i get

@horsedylan you’re my favorite horse

i’m in love with every single one of you <3 🤭

I WAS HALF ASLEEP WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS

YOURE MY FAV POOKIE EEEEK YOUR ACCOUNT IS SO GOATED ILY<33 😌💞💞

you’re just the sweetest lil bumble bee in the whole garden !!!!!! 🥹💖💕💓💗🌸🪷🌷💐🐝🐝

last night was an illegally downloaded pdf

i surely can't smoke these all by myself 🥺

GO WHITE BOY GO 📣