the true meaning of this post will be revealed in 2016

sorry. i forgot.

✨reblog if you're accepting anonymous asks about anything✨

Yup

Yorp

As long as it’s not asking for money, yep.

My budget is extremely tight, so requests for money suffocate in my inbox like a spelunker who found a small crack to try and squeeze through.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

getting tumblr asks is like receiving a letter in the mail to me. you understand.

awow. awow. awow. Awow. awowAwowawowAwow awow awow awow. bup bup bupbup bup bup bup bup bup. if you even care

btw. if you even care btw. btw

@aroyalbirb

Love them sm

Origins of Astonishment (circa, 1997). Digital-medium

All of us when we realize this is the official Pokemon account

Reblog to give a hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese cut diagonal to the person you reblogged it from. 

Folks, backup your Tumblrs, for real this time

To be clear, I don't have any news about any impending doom. But I've heard a bit more about what's going on with staff after the layoff of last week, and there are even less people than I thought still working here.

I don't think even the current staff know what's going to happen, but honestly, I don't see how the high ups could even pretend to intend to keep this place open while virtually unstaffed.

As per usual, here is our guide to different Tumblr Backup options:

Current mood

mood. and alternatively: 

I raise you:

watched this recently and just wanted to play around with the designs… might draw hak and yona next… or apothecary diaries fanart… who knows

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

Saw a sharp increase in my follower count after posting this. The legitimacy of it is driving me nuts so I also feel the need to say that you can follow anyone on here regardless of whether you’ve interacted with them or not. People like the above mentioned blog are exceptions. Perhaps they themselves think they aren’t and therefore will act like they aren’t, but they are, trust me.

Just follow anyone you wanna follow. The worst thing that can happen is maybe getting soft-blocked by the other person, but if they do soft-block you, then they were never that worth following in the first place.

wow. really hope this isn't actually a norm taking hold with new users! this isn't facebook, you don't need to know people before following them

this is the '10 year mutuals you've never spoken to once' site

Follow! REBLOG! It's how the site works!!

do i know what i want to write? yes

am i capable of writing it? yes

would it even take that long to write it? no

would i feel awesome if i wrote it? absolutely

am i writing right now? no

why not? *highpitched screaming* i?? don’t?? know?? *cries*

Executive disfunction mood

Unfortunately, the mood still applies.