Quoth The Raven, Nevermore

to all the gay people in my phone, thank you. I love you. please have one million years of joy

I have to hand it to Donald Trump, I didn’t think the sequel to the 1932 Great Emu War would be a trade war against the penguin nation but he truly continues to be an innovator in the stupidity industry

For further reading of this absurdity.

THEY’RE ING THE CAT!!!!!

I need this Pin...wait it's (AVAILABLE HERE)

When you're in your early 30s

GIULIA’S 2K CELEBRATION ♡ ↳ ⏰ + Doctor Who | 4.01 “Partners in Crime” for @stevehs

Thinking a lot about the super fucked up seagull statue I saw at an antique store today tbh

I mean this in the nicest way possible

What’s his fucking problem

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜

eel deets from @whitefangthefightingwolf

You remind me of the blade.

What blade?

… the blade with the power?

What power?

The power of voodoo!

Who do?

You do!

Do what?

Remind me of the blade…

You made it! For making it this far, you get a reward. You receive 125 experience points.

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You can only reblog this today.

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again