Catboy Kaito Rights.

i have something to say

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

ok

CEO of Gumroad apparently now works at DOGE, saved up loads of money 'cause he fired everyone and replaced them with AI

abandon GR if you haven't already. fuck capitalism.

@copperbadge @thebibliosphere

Uuuuugh, I didn’t think he could become even more of a scumbag and yet here we are. I need to harass them for my money they still owe me from 2021 and delete all my shit from there.

Ive got elf methods hit my DM 5$

Read that as "elf menthols"

If you think youre getting elf menthols for 5 dollars youre off your fucking rocker kid

literally i dont give a fuck about prom unless registeel is going

good news!

Wait you said prom

My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is "throwing rocks at it"

Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:

🫳🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

☺️🫳🪨🪨🪨

So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.

🫳🪷🪷🪷

I have one that;s called "picking grapes off the vine"

this method could also be used to pick other things, if you'd like...

🎂🤏🤌🕯️

🐒🤏🤌🦟

⛰️🤏🤌🪨

no fun allowed in vault 101 :(

Me when I'm throwing cheese slices at the local cybertuck

Lelouch comes up to me while I'm throwing cheese slices at the cybertruck and goes "heh...pathetic. Don't you aspire to more than petty vandalism? Take my hand. Let's blow up a Tesla dealership."

suzaku would work at the dealership and try to stop lelouch because he thinks he can work his way up the chain and change tesla from the inside out or some shit

terrible mishap in the dungeon today after the gelatinous slime took a nap in my jello cup. we will all miss wiggly steve

In the aaarms of the angellllllssss…

Give it 3 days. Slimes don't get digested.

funeral CANCELLED im going to the hospital

reached the final phase of insanity regarding my fast food job (started viewing all my job observations through the lens of RPG Squidward)

i need to quit so bad

literally my favorite type of tweet

oh my god i have some of these saved 1 sec

ah my favorite zelda game *looks at smudged writing on my hand* Wind Baker

Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"

"we don't read that shit"

"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"

That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT