✨Relatable Tiddy Slapping✨

this reply made me laugh harder than any reply I think I've ever gotten

How did they find the worst audio ever made

Yknow, I watched this without sound. And I saw "I hate you" as a reply, and assumed something awful happened at the end of the video. And then I scrolled down a bit further, and went back up, listened to the audio and I gotta say. I agree with found-sheep.

Watching this without volume and then turning it on is like a sucker punch

This post always disappears for just long enough to make me forget what the audio is and then returns to punch me again

one of my professors decided to require us to use ai so I decided to educate her instead. I'll update if I lose points on the assignment but I couldn't fucking care less

also, if you don't fully know why ChatGPT/ai is so harmful to the environment, read through the sources I cited for more info: 1, 2, 3. Especially the paper.

Just a few more hours

record set for me having 3 mutuals who love transmission towers & pylons. next i will be shooting for mutuals interested in spring making machines

wheezes and coughs really loudly

this is how people on tumblr talk about men they like (x)

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

He's only good at poison... 💀

no fun allowed in vault 101 :(

My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is "throwing rocks at it"

Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:

🫳🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

☺️🫳🪨🪨🪨

So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.

🫳🪷🪷🪷

I have one that;s called "picking grapes off the vine"

this method could also be used to pick other things, if you'd like...

🎂🤏🤌🕯️

🐒🤏🤌🦟

⛰️🤏🤌🪨

literally i dont give a fuck about prom unless registeel is going

good news!

Wait you said prom

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"