Who’s The Hottest Captain?
Intermission Poll
Let’s build the hottest crew
oh ok
“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry
The United States — ALL of it
Reminder that Guam, Puerto Rico, the Northern Marianas, American Samoa and the US Virgin Islands and DC don’t have actual representation in congress and only DC can vote for President even though over 5 million people live in these areas
They drill “no taxation without representation” into our heads like it’s why the country exists… and then omit the fact that allllllll of those people pay taxes and have no say in their government.
i wish there was an easier way to tell the difference between an "if it sucks hit da bricks" situation and a "sometimes being an adult means doing things that you dont wanna" situation
Every so often, someone comes along and reinvents the serenity prayer
disco elysium heritage post
Sometimes the technology conspires against me to make me sound crazy in my text messages.
Horrible government operatives
"what if a dangerous man pretends to be trans to-" what if we actually dealt with the underlying causes of dangerous men. what if predators faced real consequences more often. what if you stopped using trans women as a proxy for your grievances with liberal feminism's individualist denial of the need to fight systemic issues.
what if you stopped assigning blame for patriarchy's evils to one of its more vulnerable victim groups.
Fucking THANK you
Amen to that little dude
When food so good you see god
Transcendent in my tummy
[Video of a baby in a restaurant with the text, "Ol' boys first time trying pho broth 😂 10/10."
Someone brings a spoonful of broth to his mouth, and he rubs his tongue against the roof of his mouth multiple times, figuring out what he thinks about the taste. Then he grins and throws back his head to gurgle in joy. He has to rebalance himself to keep from toppling, but then leans forward excitedly for more. The rest of the spoonful prompts another grin and happy squeal.
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“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”
No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.
Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.