Reblogged televisionenjoyer
love is in the air? wrong. evil skull
Reblogged causalityparadoxes
the first rules of being pretentious and a hater in an honorable way is to not take yourself too seriously and acknowledge that you're being a little antisocial. if you become self-righteous about your correct attitudes and opinions on things that dont matter then you have become the very cringe you have sworn to fight
Reblogged garaks-padded-bra
please look at these two nausicaans throwing darts at each other
Reblogged cupoteahatter
The secret to a long lasting relationship is finding someone who hates leaving their comfort zone and then wiggle your way in there. You wiggle your way right inside their comfort zone and then you're there. By the time they notice you're there, they'll just sigh like "oh great, now there's a creature in here", but they don't want to move out of their comfort zone, and tossing you out of there would now alter the air pressure and constitution of the comfort zone too abruptly and it would pop like a bubble.
That's how you keep a relationship. You weasel your way inside someone's comfort zone and make yourself an essential component of it, so now they, too, will have to make sure that your dumb ass stays in there. Their comfort zone now has a fucking creature in it, and it's not going to be the same comfort zone if the creature isn't there.
Reblogged melbush
Have you ever looked at a 24 hour clock and gone "too straight forward!"? Ever looked at a 12 hour clock and thought "what if we divided it again?" WELL FEAR NOT, I am pioneering the 6 hour clock; featuring the classic times we all know and love like 3pm and 7am as well as all new times such as 6aam and 8ppm! The new clock layout that solves nothing and makes everything worse!
Reblogged officialbillhader
If tumblr shuts down you can find me in lawrence, kansas 22 years ago
Reblogged oldmanpusspuss
Found this and would like to share:
Reblogged ltleflrt
”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.
Reblogged yesokayiknow
I'm disqualifying the peanut butter chocolate due to my peanut allergy. Out of the rest the cherry cordial is easily the worst.
re cherry cordial hate. if you take my coconut "delight" i'll take your cherry cordials.
(remember, this is like the pickles/no pickles problem. we don't all have to agree, we just have to find someone with equal and opposite tastes to eat the pickles we don't want. vive la difference!)
😭 noooo why are you all so mean to the BEST one?
just think of all the the people who will trade your favorite to you
Reblogged kabaks
bit mad innit. This whole thing
