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๐ŸŒธ clementine ๐ŸŒธ

@plutoshroom / plutoshroom.tumblr.com

๐ŸŒฑ26 - she/her - IG: @pluto.shroom - art tag: #plutoshroomart
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CUTE PEOPLE LOVE LOGGING ONTO THIS SITE. cute people love reading this post. cute people love drinking water

I don't like drinking water

I'm sending one locust to your house. this number may or may not go up

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one of the guys in the kitchen at work got called irritating and replied โ€œI am not irritating. You just find me irritating. There are many people who love me.โ€ I think we should all adopt his attitude

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getting really into journaling is so fucked because you will fr end up with pages like "dear diary, it's fucken wimdy today!!!!! also I might be a talentless hack with no real creative drive or discipline to speak of. xoxo โœจ"

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i go to bars and coffee shops and breweries and libraries and thrift stores all the time by myself and i have a chill banger time i love my own company. so why is the grocery store a warzone. im fighting for my life. barely make it out alive. if someone even looks at me i want to blow them up with my mind

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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

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