Verba Volant, Amor Manet

DOGE is dogeshit.

I'm so proud of Senator Booker (and his staff) for breaking the longest filibuster record by speaking for people's rights for over 24 hours, not only because I support his message but because the record he broke was Strom Thurmond's filibuster against civil rights in 1957. The fact that a person of color broke a record held by a racist man by speaking on caring for all people

Our commander in Chief has thoughtfully prepared a hands-on, interactive demonstration of the effects of tariffs and mercantilism on a modern, developed economy. I hope everyone has their notebooks out and is ready to learn, as this will likely be the most expensive lesson in economics ever produced for an American audience.

love listening to my own playlists. I am so correct and intelligent and inspired

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

Them: I'm kinda nervous because I've never done the dating app thing before, but you're way cuter in person.

The Parasite in my Brain:

god i love this show

by god the cuntology meter is breaking weve never seen readings of this cuntitude before

I know who you are. I can see you.

What I love about this is that I could easily imagine Polly Walker dropping this exact same line of dialogue in Bridgerton Netflix.

Nothing makes sense when you only want to protect your own team of idiots and their chronic incompetence.

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts