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Max Woods

@poppy-in-the-woods / poppy-in-the-woods.tumblr.com

The future is bulletproof, the aftermath is secondary | Spanish & English | 1992 (minors DNI) | She/her| LG(B)TQ | you can call me Poppy, Maggie or Max | I do not lose hyperfixations, they just go dormant until something awakes them again | Nemohu | Esta motowriter ya no está pa' ti

I don't like to do this, but you know, desperate times require desperate measures

I don't like to mix work with Tumblr (apart from a few post about anecdotes here and there), but the fact is that I am unemployed again, and, while I'm looking for a job, I have also thought leaving here my ko-fi wouldn't hurt.

My writing commissions are currently open.

I will write:

  • Backstory for your RPG character or vtuber avatar.
  • Descriptions for places in your RPG campaign or one-shot.
  • Backstory for your NPCs.

I won't write:

  • Essays or any other assignment for school.
  • Sex scenes (even though I do write smut in fanfics I won't be comfortable in this case. Don't ask me why, I can't explain it).

I can write both in Spanish and English, though have in mind English is not my first language, so you might want to search for mistakes in any text in English I send before sending it to your players or your DM.

top 10 worst days of uni EVERRRRR all because of that terrible 5 minutes of that osce it’s not even funny how bad it was. 😁😁

hozier photo dump to make me feel better

todays theme: JUMPTSUITZIER / car mechanic hozier

my fav is the one where he’s holding the red cup that photo makes me so 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

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