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jewish monk

@potion--seller / potion--seller.tumblr.com

luke 24 HeHim, butch bisexual gayboy
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In a perfect World, Men like me would not Exist. but This is not a Perfect world.

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my potions are too strong for you, traveller

you can't handle my potions. they're too strong for you

my strongest potions will kill you traveller. you cannot handle my strongest potions. you'd better go to a seller that sells WEAKER POTIONS.

I had a friend over once who had a panic attack bc my living room at the time had these mirror artworks my mom used to be obsessed with making where she’d buy hundreds of tiny palm sized mirrors and cover the walls with them and the girl I was hanging out with was fidgeting and overheating and started crying bc my house had “too many portals” so the energy in here was powerfully charged by what she called “a highway of souls from other realms” so she ran out and collapsed on the lawn exasperated and had to be driven home

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op have you ever been to the bathroom at a sports stadium or permanent outdoor concert venue

ourinals are already an unfortunate truth

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This is the worst thing in the fucking world

the cozy hopepunk cottagecore reputation people have given ghibli is insane. every ghibli movie is about some combination of: 1) the (often violent) loss of innocence, 2) world war II, 3) the screaming, bloody, inevitable death of the natural world, and 4) airplane

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