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my potions are too strong for you, traveller
you can't handle my potions. they're too strong for you
my strongest potions will kill you traveller. you cannot handle my strongest potions. you'd better go to a seller that sells WEAKER POTIONS.
@potion--seller / potion--seller.tumblr.com
In The Lost City Of Boston
university professors love to create the most fucked up pdf ever known to mankind. it's enrichment for them.
what HAPPENED here
Severance is crazyyyy they shouldn't be doing all that. They shouldn't be doing that stuff
I had a friend over once who had a panic attack bc my living room at the time had these mirror artworks my mom used to be obsessed with making where she’d buy hundreds of tiny palm sized mirrors and cover the walls with them and the girl I was hanging out with was fidgeting and overheating and started crying bc my house had “too many portals” so the energy in here was powerfully charged by what she called “a highway of souls from other realms” so she ran out and collapsed on the lawn exasperated and had to be driven home
i bet it felt amazing to die before maroon 5 formed
POTION OF VISIBILITY FT @potionesse
I LOVE TO BE VISIBILY TRANSCEGENDER WITH YOU! EVERY DAY BUT ESPECIALLY THIS ONE!
maybe "puts you in my mouth" isn't a neutral statement. maybe that has connotations
can't even be mad about this. because of feminism
begins chewing
new pee idea
op have you ever been to the bathroom at a sports stadium or permanent outdoor concert venue
ourinals are already an unfortunate truth
This is the worst thing in the fucking world
How it feels having to ask the waiter to refill your glass
LMAO DEVASTATING
the cozy hopepunk cottagecore reputation people have given ghibli is insane. every ghibli movie is about some combination of: 1) the (often violent) loss of innocence, 2) world war II, 3) the screaming, bloody, inevitable death of the natural world, and 4) airplane
It’s so crazy how you can measure the shifts in culture based on which race Ariana is pretending to be