If this is about the last gaming session, it wasn't my idea. You know I just went along with it, @bwood171.
For those who didn't hang out in @quercuas 's basement last Saturday, we've been playing a campaign where our party is trying to overthrow Sorbo Douchebog's evil tyranny that has spread across the lands (@roninkairi 's idea). We had just finished killing an army of molesting Diddy skeletons in the depths of a castle when the doors slammed shut, trapping us inside. Suddenly a purple gas emitted from the floor. That's when the DM told us to make a roll on how we would react to it. We rolled a 12 which was high enough not to kill us instantly, but it was still low that our only hope was to make ourselves immune to it within 5 minutes or else our entire party would die.
After frantically searching through the Spell Compendium, we discovered the only way to counteract the effects of the gas is for two different genders to 'amalgamate their natural fluids'. And I was the only member of our group of a different gender.
Like I said, we didn't have time to ponder this because we only had 5 minutes so there was no time for foreplay or gently going into it. We had to immediately start fucking each other like a balrog. And I tell you, it was savage! I had a Ranger in my mouth. I was stroking a thief and a bard with my hands. I had a Blood Hunter in my ass, a Rogue slamming my vagina, and by some sheer luck, I was able to stroke a Druid with my feet.
Now you would think given how hot my sorceress is and how I wasn't letting up, my party would explode within time, right? Well, we also rolled a low 6 so while this was going on, Sorbo Douchebog's voice is echoing through the dungeon how we're making the lords on high cry with our actions and other idiotic things. Do you know what a huge turn-off it is to hear Sorbo Douchebog's boasting while you're trying to cum?
Unfortunately, we had to cut our session short because @trent918 's mom called and said he had to come home since nobody had taken the dog out all day. But hopefully we can pick up where we left off next week.