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Prfctcellrulz's Personal Domain. Welcome to my nightmare.

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I'm just a hardcore Transformers/Yu-Gi-Oh!/Pokémon/WWE/Power Rangers fan (Who's also a Brony). Enjoy my likes.
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Are you ready...For Viking Jenni?!

Just a fun little concept of @airebeam as a hot Viking warrior!

I don't even think I'm fully ready for Viking Jenni, @thepolishtitan! *lol* Mmm.... I suddenly have a need to plunder all the land and find myself a worthy concubine. ;) Oh, I love this! You made me look sexy! *great big squishy 'Nordic Busty' hugs*

@airebeam for the next God Of War game!

Another Amanda pinup! This time, it's a remake of my very first one I made of her back in 2006. Over the years, adult Amanda has become more curvatious, and I just wanted to see how she'd fit in that green and red bikini again. 👙 But I really wanted to see my improvement over the years. I remember looking at a hentai image for reference when I made the original. I just didn't care back then. Hope you like the drawing!

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If this is about the last gaming session, it wasn't my idea. You know I just went along with it, @bwood171.

For those who didn't hang out in @quercuas 's basement last Saturday, we've been playing a campaign where our party is trying to overthrow Sorbo Douchebog's evil tyranny that has spread across the lands (@roninkairi 's idea). We had just finished killing an army of molesting Diddy skeletons in the depths of a castle when the doors slammed shut, trapping us inside. Suddenly a purple gas emitted from the floor. That's when the DM told us to make a roll on how we would react to it. We rolled a 12 which was high enough not to kill us instantly, but it was still low that our only hope was to make ourselves immune to it within 5 minutes or else our entire party would die.

After frantically searching through the Spell Compendium, we discovered the only way to counteract the effects of the gas is for two different genders to 'amalgamate their natural fluids'. And I was the only member of our group of a different gender.

Like I said, we didn't have time to ponder this because we only had 5 minutes so there was no time for foreplay or gently going into it. We had to immediately start fucking each other like a balrog. And I tell you, it was savage! I had a Ranger in my mouth. I was stroking a thief and a bard with my hands. I had a Blood Hunter in my ass, a Rogue slamming my vagina, and by some sheer luck, I was able to stroke a Druid with my feet.

Now you would think given how hot my sorceress is and how I wasn't letting up, my party would explode within time, right? Well, we also rolled a low 6 so while this was going on, Sorbo Douchebog's voice is echoing through the dungeon how we're making the lords on high cry with our actions and other idiotic things. Do you know what a huge turn-off it is to hear Sorbo Douchebog's boasting while you're trying to cum?

Unfortunately, we had to cut our session short because @trent918 's mom called and said he had to come home since nobody had taken the dog out all day. But hopefully we can pick up where we left off next week.

Please invite me next time?

Since J&T episode 5 remake will be out in a few weeks, how about a preview? Here are the first seven pages and Jeff's first official encounter with Jane. Disregard Quickie #34. It has been retconned. Hope you enjoy this cute intro to this insane story. 💙🩵❤️💚

Friendly Competition

“Friendly”, suuuuuuuuuuuure…

Inb4 we end up with one of the catfights to END ALL catfights; them going at it “Family Guy, Peter VS Ernie the Giant Chicken” style, all over the city, SO MUCH collateral damage, their clothes shredded to near nothing except a few loose strands and both covered in scratch and bite marks.

All boils down to who wins in the end @airebeam

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rain doggo 

golden retrievers are still the only breed i’ve ever worked with that go absolutely WILD with excitement for the rain most dogs tolerate it, some hate it, but golden retrievers, man. they’re on another level

lost in the sauce

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wet beast wednesday

@airebeam Do goldens enjoy baths?

It’s been my experience 99.9% of all the Golden Retrievers I’m come across enjoy everything, @lurker-lenore, You can give them a bath, clip their toenails, brush out all the knots in their fur…. they just want some T.L.C. If you can offer them that, they’re down for anything. That’s why groomers love them so much. They make our job easier. :)

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