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Gaping side wound will be really big in 2025

Correct

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

The thing about whatever hrt effects you think are "undesirable" is that not only are you voicing disgust about other trans people's bodies but also intersex people who naturally produce the same hormones will have the same traits you think are yucky. And they didn't get a choice about it. So maybe cope with T giving you a dick or shut the fuck up or something... consider why you're more okay with #boy pussy than ambiguous genitals

Sorry but I don't have any patience left for the "but what if I get on T and straight men don't think I'm hot anymore? 🥺" crowd like Okay. Well you're a man, right? Get some self respect. And stop saying nasty shit about other people who aren't or maybe never were Cishet Desirable. Cause that's what you're doing bitch other people already look like what you're so fucking scared of being

worst relationship status to have w someone is “objectively they’re a fine person who is nice but i don’t enjoy their company as much as they enjoy mine”

second worst relationship status to have with someone is “objectively they’re a fine person but they Bother You”

secret third technically more harmless but in practicality more frustrating relationship status is “objectively they’re a fine person and they like so many of the same things i do but they like them in a fundamentally different way that is harmless but reads wrong to my brain and it has made attempts at forming an actual bond with them aggravating more than anything”

tbh i think stuff like this is why so many people, especially younger people, fall into this trap of “well if i don’t like a person or thing, they must be bad”. it would be so much easier if you could dismiss them as bad and move on. but it’s like, no, Objectively Fine people or things can just not mesh well with you for totally subjective reasons. and sometimes when they’re people you mesh much better with their brain than they do with yours. and sometimes you have to live with that.

tags from @menace-in-the-void !!

I like to think of the Mythbusters with things like this. Like, Adam and Jamie respect each other greatly. Ask either of them about the other and they will say something like, "He is bright, hard-working, and we made some objectively great TV together. I respect him and wish him well in what he is doing, now and in the future. That being said, if I have to spend another half hour in a room with him I will set myself on fire."

Like, these are both cool people! These are both, as far as I know, good people! These are people who get on Each And Every Nerve that the other one has. This happens and it is okay.

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

I think "they don't even have X" is one of those memes that's actually funnier in its original context than in anything that's been done with it subsequently. Like, in its original context, this is a joke about a man who has lived his entire adult life alone in a swamp cold-reading the atmosphere of a corporate workplace and deciding that appealing to the receptionist's sense of working-class solidarity is going to get him in the door, and it fucking works.

No i didn't "forget to pack a toothbrush and a phone charger" its called on site procurement. Solid snake does it too

The good news: you get to pick your new soulmate! (You can define "soulmate" however you want: platonic/romantic/partners in crime/etc. But they will be in your life, constantly.)

The bad news: you don't get to pick where they come from.

Spin this wheel until you get a fandom with characters that you recognize. As soon as you do, stop. One of those people* is going to be a constant presence in your life, whether you like it or not. So choose wisely.

*broadly defined

being transmasc without fully identitying as a Man is kinda like picking an armor in a rpg because of how it looks even if the stats are not it. when u think about it.

like yeah i love the aesthetic of it but if something better comes along im not above ditching it

I feel like this tweet matches up well with this one

there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment

Other people's emotions are deep and complex and beautiful but mine are proof that there is rot at the core of my being

happy rot at the core of your being wednesday for anyone who celebrates

Love Rainy Weather....

videos that make me feel creature

i miss her (dashboard unfucker)

i miss her too, nameless stranger

they fucking killed me. they erased me

Good news! It's now a Firefox extension, and the latest tumblr web UI update is already unscrongled.

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.