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Made this a while back and never posted it, but I figured I should now that I actually started T!!!

(Not a self portrait, this is just some guy)

I'm sorry but are there people that were born before 2007 on this site because like we've already had a bunch of cyclical waves of capitalist crises that were worse than the great depression like you have to be at least 13 to post on tumblr and 2007-2008 was-

This machine kills AI

This is the most satisfying story I've read in a long time

Who up stroking they sword while lamenting the social realities.

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

Cookie wishes you a tubular Saturday!

I've been waiting to hear this my entire life

Old people love to own two identical ugly as shit dogs

my brother’s grandma has been buying the exact same identical dog for like 60 years and naming each one boochie. I hate its immortal suffering.

WHWHAHAHAHAVEGEDHDHWHAHAHAHA

grandmas love to have complexes

Are we just ignoring the person that got hit by an electrical blast

She’s just doing it for attention

my ex’s grandmother did that with black standard poodles she named Precious and told no one that they were different dogs until one of her sons came by one day and noticed that Precious had suddenly become a puppy after 30 years

so she didn’t actually replace him with puppies bc that would be too obvious, she got younger dogs who were still old enough to pass as the previous dog and she had a habit of giving the dog makeovers (dying his grey hairs back to black , painting his nails etc bc “it’s good for his self esteem”) which made it less obvious when an older greying dog was replaced with a younger model. my uncle figures it out bc he moved back in with her to help take care of her and she couldn’t keep it from him when the dog switch happened

YOU DIDN’T TELL ME ABOUT THE DOG MAKEOVERS FHSHSH

Beste-glatisant’s ex got them with an electrical blast as well. Shocking post. Absolutely shocking. Stop reblogging to contain the voltage

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OK can someone call an electrician? I don’t think this post is up to code.

Post very safe! Cousin Dmitry has done wiring, never has problem. Any problem you have, no problem, just call fire department. Look at amazing work of cousin Dmitry.

You post don’t got enough wire, Dmitri always make sure you got more wire.

Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

I love nonfiction that I simply cannot relate to at all. "it's easy to get addicted to buying fast fashion! I used to spend thousands of dollars on it a year!" okay. you're a space alien.

why did I find a reaction image in the cemetery

this goes sailing through my window after making a bad post