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I am not going to participate in conversations about joe's love life, like I said I don't care about it. i'm not going to sit & speculate & theorize. I feel very deeply that that is none of my business & that it's kind of invasive. sorry !
I'm only saying this for your sake, but objectively, it's not a smart idea to bring politics into normal hobbies. You might lose supporters of your blog just because of your political stance, and that would be terrible since you're so amazing!! It's only a suggestion, but I really reccomend not bringing politics into anything.
eddie munson softly playing a totally sick drum solo on your belly. you glare at him, and he suddenly remembers that you’re sensitive about your belly… so he manhandles you, flips you over so that you’re now laying on your frontside, and resumes his absolutely epic drum solo on your ass.
This piece contains 18+ content
pairing Eddie Munson x Female Reader
summary After stumbling across Eddie’s intimate drawings of you, you’re left reeling, but what unfolds that night is less about the pictures and more about the honesty, trust, and closeness they force to the surface. [contains fluff, artsy eddie who's a little rough around the edges, nude drawings, smut | wc 5.8k]
a/n based on this request by the lovely @valinherfantasyworld
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Under the hum of fluorescent lights, you stand waiting as a small fan rotates to blow air your way. The gas pumps outside had been empty, but the open sign held enough promise for you to mosey on in. With a sigh, you reach out to hit the top of the dainty silver call bell for the second time. The checkout counter is dotted with planetary and extra-terrestrial figurines. Old, peeling stickers are stuck to the wood as well.
It isn’t lost on you that you could bypass paying for the trail mix and jerky and walk out the door. The intrusive thought comes just as Nelson bursts from the break room with his famously grizzled beard. His shoes squeak against the sticky floor as he hobbles to his place behind the counter with considerable reliance on his scuffed, wooden cane. When he sits on the stool, air expels from the cushion in a low, high-pitched whine.
pairing: eddie munson x fem!reader (modern day au) word count: 5.2k
summary: a weekend gateway to with your old high school friends? sounds like a dream! only it’s not really as it’s been three years since you last saw them. three years since you left hawkins without so much as a goodbye, and certain people tend to hold grudges.
content warnings: forced proximity, angsty, suggestive & mature themes, adult language, mentions & descriptions of underage alcohol consumption / substance abuse, recreational drug use, discusses sobriety, emotional hurt / no-comfort, eddie is a bit of an asshole, a little mutual pining, also touches on topics of: divorce, death, grief, self-doubt / insecurities, love triangle?, unrequited love — pls let me know if i missed any!
psa: any images used in chapter headers don’t depict readers physical attributes! these are also vaguely — if at all— described in the story.
Eddie’s first interaction with you, a short conversation outside Benny’s one faithful Thursday evening, only solidified the idea of a potential relationship, but he was a couple of years older and coming from a completely different world to yours. Trailer trash, and whatnot. He simply didn’t think you’d be interested in him like that.
Instead, riddled with self-doubt, Eddie opted to go down the friendship route and being your friend was easy.
OOOOOOHHHHHH LORD . oh man im so hooked. im too hooked one might say
Eddie Munson x fem!reader
a blurb where Hopper catches you two in the middle of a cozy night at Lover's lake.
warnings: very smutty but (unfortunately) they can't get to anything.
A/N: I am going to elongate these two even if it kills me lol I'm obsessed with this version of Eddie <3
Warnings: Younger (Early 20s) Daddy (kinda camboy) Eddie & Older (early 30s) Plus Size Sub Fem Y/N, SMUT, Stevie makes a cameo, frotting, dirty talk (always lots of filthy words coming from Daddy Eddie), slight over stimulation, etc. FLUFF, Eddie and Y/N talk about music and how much they care about each other, Eddie is protective over you and Steve (he's a good egg)
ANGST, Eddie talks about Steve's past bad relationships (mentions of being used and manipulated in his vulnerable headspace), Eddie still doesn't know Y/N is the fan he's been talking to.
Word Count: 3383
OK BUT HOW DOES COWBOY!EDDIE WIN BACK SWEET GIRL AFTER THE COOKING ABILITIES COMMENT INCIDENT. need to see this man repenting and yearning and being fully whipped for her and apologizing profusely
he honestly didn't realize at the time how severely this triggered her, and immediately was like "oh shit". like a knew as soon as he said it moment that he shouldn't have said it, and instantly kinda panicked and did the classic, "i was just teasin', baby".
definitely coddled, it's what he does best, and tries to coax her to calm down but also to talk about it. not in a pressuring way, just in a what caused this reaction way?
i feel like it's one of the first time she kinda opened up about her own insecurities. her mom was always such a good cook, and was such a doting mom that she always cooked, and sweet girl just never learned. then when she tried, she was really bad at it lol. could not get it and she's always felt so inferior because of it. it's just one of those things she's tried so so so hard to do and can't get it.
definitely why eddie takes more of an approach to "let's do it together" and is so adamant about complementing her and building up her confidence after that when she cooks, because he'd rather get food poisoning (he does, twice actually) from her cooking than see her face fall like that again.
An As You Wish story ❤️ Written with the best of the best @munson-blurbs
Summary: When you go into labor on April Fool’s Day, Eddie thinks it’s a prank. It’s kind of hard to deny when your water breaks, though.
Notes: The time has come, the day is here 💕
Warnings: childbirth and all that comes with it, there’s a scare but everything is okay, Eddie just about has a panic attack
Words: 9.8k
April Fool's is always an amusing day in the Munson household. A day full of mischief and trickery seems tailor-made for you guys. To no one’s surprise, Luke gets the most into it. Sometimes you think he starts planning next year’s pranks as soon as this year’s ones are done. Ryan has been known to throw a solid prank someone’s way once in a while as well. Personally, it’s hard for you to decide if his pranks against Luke or Eddie are the funniest to witness.
Your husband can keep up with his sons in regard to the shenanigans. He can usually get one over on you before you don’t trust anything he says for the rest of the day. It’s definitely a day that’s taught you how to think on your toes.
This year’s April Fool's is the first one Eliza is old enough to truly understand. It’s much easier for her to understand the concept now that she’s four. Of course, she wanted to join in on the Munson fun and prank her brothers and father. Luckily, the simplest tricks gave her immense joy. She placed a whoopee cushion on Eddie’s chair at the dinner table. It was quite evident to your husband that something was off when the cushion of the seat was raised several inches higher than usual. One glance at the little girl biting her lip and clenching her fists was enough to broadcast that she’s the one waiting in anticipation to see how it goes. Of course, Eddie sits down on the cushion and the fart noise that comes out sends Eliza into hysterics.
soooo sweet
He didn’t even say 'hello,' just, “you need to get some shoes on.”
Like Eddie’s being tested, right out of the gate. Eddie stares at the dog. The dog stares back. It’s sitting on it’s ass at the front door, right where Steve left it, neatly holding the end of its lead in it’s mouth like butter wouldn’t melt, tail swishing back and forth over the tiles as it slowly wags.
Eddie shoves his feet into some sneakers. Growing up they would have been the cheapest white sneaks going. Now they, to Eddie, look exactly the same as the ones he had growing up, and yet cost several thousand dollars more.