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@probablytrapped / probablytrapped.tumblr.com

evidence of several hours spent here and no sign of leaving...

i started the marvelous mrs maisel because a while ago my twitter timeline was full of this scene where this man says to this woman “you are more important than god” so i started it thinking that it would be a nice romcom where this man and that woman would came together at one point. but, unfortunately, i had 0 idea that these two people had only 1 hour and 30 minutes of screentime throughout the whole series that has 5 seasons, 44 episodes and where every episode is 45+ minutes long…. they had so much chemistry together it drove me nuts, they needed to be together and i was there hoping that they would be the endgame

when i finished the whole series i couldn’t believe how it ended between the two of them that i had to take a 45 minute walk and eat chinese food to calm myself

want to chew cement cause Midge's favorite color is pink, and Loco Amor scene is so fucking pink. from her dress, to the lighting, to the flower he gets her

and then Lenny said blue is his favorite color and even if it's not true they made love in a very blue room while she was wearing dress with both blue and pink in it

My favorite thing is that in her season 1 end performance he makes a remarked on snowstorms, because of her coat, than in season 4, they run in a snowstorm before they ended up in the very blue room. This is what I call full circle.

How am I only just learning this!?

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IT WORKS

Is this new???? I've been wanting wildcard relationship search for YEARS 😍😍😍

My multishipping ass is about to go ham...

helpful info for those who need it

Explanation of what this does for anyone confused!

hello my loves <3 do not ever, ever, ever "officially" create for an IP that you have not signed a vetted contract to be paid for. this is a tactic companies use to get a free writer's room they don't have to pay for. you won't see a cent and they will own your work. don't do it.

Similar has been tried before and it crashed and burned. It is a scam. It may not seem like a scam, especially if it manages to sucker in a few big name folks, but it is a scam nonetheless. Do not fall for it.

I just think Jinwoo should have a reckoning!

I just think he should be experiencing unspeakable existential crises as he becomes the strongest entity alive!

I just think the narrative's addiction to making Jinwoo do The Coolest Possible Thing at the expense of all character consistency could be really fun horror!!

You are Jinwoo Sung and You are not You.

Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

Update from the man himself

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The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw

By the way, the topic he was presenting was

‘Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely’

business tip: always include your competitors' product in a trailer for your own

New tumblr desktop update. Everyone's icon is bigger now. I can't wait to start learning what people's mush of profile colors actually are after all these years.

I can't wait for people to message me like "Oh wait your icon is Roy Mustang and Maes Hughes from the hit anime Fullmetal Alchemist? I thought it was--" and then say something that delivers the exact same violence as a baseball bat.

almost like they should have just kept the large icons on the side??? wild.

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