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year of the skeleton
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year of the skeleton
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im really starting to get into nature but like there are all these things (birds??) running around and yelling all the time
> what the fuck are you doing with your life
Worm training. He's doing worm training.
stop eating turkish delight with the witch in white and come eat hummus with mr. tumnus
I was fast graceful and gorgeous at the airport like a leopard
Sex shouldn’t be possible or legal
Elvis are you immortal ?
Woah mama my time in the desert has made me immune to the sands of time
Snoah snama I'm an immortal snail
Woah mama I gotta run it's the snail
we all got that one beloved mutual who disappeared off the face of the earth one day
i love telling people "godspeed" it adds so much weight and dignity to everything i'll say it to a friend driving cross country or a coworker grabbing lunch from the corner store like good luck bitch!! may the road rise to meet you and the wind be at your back!!!
The biggest “your experiences are not universal” thing I feel is whenever anyone talks about the universality of girls planning their weddings since childhood because. Well. Not me. God bless