Toki No Hime

i wanna see a sphinx a skeleton and a dracula

@birds-in-posts 🙏🙏

Blue crane (Grus paradisea)

Common mistake, but blue cranes lack the distinctive Adidas stripes easily observable on this birds feet.

CAT showcasing equipment during an indoor demo for potential buyers

cat shelter for dads

Okay!

missed murder

I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

does anyone have advice

having a bad day? the girl reading this 🙏 will be enshrined in my dread mausoleum

thank you, evil wizard😓

oh fuck. i can't get out. a little help, please?

i guess i wonder how you thought this interaction was going to end

if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun

200,000 notes to also shoot the republican party leaders who don’t want to fund science into the sun

i am asking once again to help me get donald trump to the sun

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

I love that the ibuprofen knows where to go

really covering all your bases there huh

Bruises are an erogenous zone

Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons

Btw rape play is okay not because "I'm a victim and this is how I cope," it's okay because it's play pretend. We are play pretend. We are just adults playing adult versions of house or doctor or firefighter. It's fucking play pretend.

I dreamed the Pope announced a new deadly sin called 'sluttony' and everybody was really excited to try it.

Nobody has made me feel safer or more respected than the filthy perverted freaks I was warned about.